An indy author with the balls to be a little batty...

That got your attention, did it?

You're the type that would appreciate well-written books with something a little different, than what you'd find in the 'usual suspects' on the so-called bestseller list.

Those authors have been known to get their rich friends to buy multiple copies – tch, truckloads of copies – just to boost their sales figures. You won't find such shenanigans going on at the Fosterical Library.

Why not? Well, for one thing, Foster has few friends – rich or not. But his books certainly have fans!

Browse if you dare. All titles are available in paperback or digital e-reader format. All of Amazon's amazing purchase options apply; AmazonSmile® charities, KindleUnlimited® and Matchbook® programs. Click above, on the link 'View All Titles', to enter the Fosterical Library (Rob's Author Page.)

Today's featured titles:

MURDER SHE LAUGHED

The Zodiac Killer returns in Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z…

Sherlock Holmes matches wits with the mysterious Dr. Caligari and his homicidal slave The Somnambulist, in The Sleeper Rises…

Plus… an all original cast of villains and victims await you in stories with dreadfully benign titles like Under Par, A Quick Solution and Way To Go, Mr. Weaver…

169 pages of killer fun and tenacious twists! Available in paperback, and e-reader format for your Kindle®, Nook®, or Android book app.

Get in a nap before you order – it will be a loooonng time before you want to sleep again.

NO EXIT

It may share its title with a number of better-known works, but if you enjoy science fiction mystery with a twist, you ought to give this voracious volume a look.

Journalist Michael Arc mysteriously disappeared in 2003. In the years following, all written and photographic evidence of his existence began to disappear as well. Before he vanished, he was working on the bizarre topic of time travel and certain nefarious forces who may be using it to alter the past and create a new future that favors their evil. Evil like the Allies’ loss of World War II, like a certain thwarted assassination attempt in Dallas, and other historical game-changing events! Arc’s secret files have now been discovered! Astonishing tales of chrono-chaos; there's historical chicanery, alien agendas, confused scientists, mysterious strangers… even a dinosaur!

If they drop the big one tomorrow, you won't sweat it, having survived the terrifying tale contained in…


YOU CAN RUN: A Horror Novella

Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as “marchers.” Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured. Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don’t dwell upon the answer too deeply; the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent...

PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

9 TIMES they have traversed the dark cosmos to our world on missions of conquest and destruction – once even attempting to vanquish us with an army of our own dead! 9 TIMES they have have been turned back by courageous humans hanging on by luck and wits alone! AND NOW... From out of the deepest, murkiest bowels of space, they return for one last gasp at total dominance and annihilation! Can yet another brave band of Earthlings thwart the ultimate deadly challenge from the stars? Can your heart stand the shocking, once hidden account of the rest of the nightmarish story, based on sworn testimony...? Your stupid minds! It's the unspeakable sequel exploding out of the void, with cosmic terror... PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION!

There they are, brave reader. One or all, if you prefer – they’re not that pricey. In paperback, or e-reader. On Amazon or your preferred online book vault. Browse and buy with ease, using the above links.

Read them in your favorite hiding place, and maybe we’ll see you come dawn… … …


(These stories are recommended for readers 18+ only; not something to read to kids at bedtime – or any other time. We’re serious. You’ve been warned.)

You're on your way, Twinkles.

2019 is in the rearview. 2020 is in the HEREview.

Your destiny is ahead. Don't spend the whole trip staring at the blur. Take in what's there and cherish. Your upcoming Spring Reading List is a great place to start the new decade.

Wow, does the Fosterical Library have some treats on the menu for your literary sweet tooth!

RETURN TO DUNWICH
A hundred years ago on a mountain top near Dunwich, Massachusetts, Doctor Henry Armitage successfully banished the evil godling Yog Sothoth to a dimension away from Earth. Now his grandson must perform a similar act, or die trying, when he learns that a Satanic cult within the Military has set up shop below Miskatonic University. They have located Cthulhu's tomb beneath a Vermont lake bed, and with the Necronomicon in their possession, plan to awaken and weaponize him. Only Henry Armitage III, and a handful of Miskatonic faculty, know that the plan is doomed, and will result in the end of humanity as the dominant species on the planet.
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THE FUNNIEST GUY IN THE CASKET
Oliver Akers thinks he's the worst stand-up comedian in Los Angeles, that is until he sees a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher – a walking bar of anti-matter that couldn't get a chuckle out of sugared-up 3rd grader, who somehow gets gig after gig. Oliver's ire is doubled when he discovers there's an entire 'showbiz family' of Dillerbachers who also strive in the industry despite being incompetent, immoral goons. And on top of that, fate keeps them crossing his path as his own career sputters and nosedives. When Oliver finally abandons his career and takes a job as a cross-country chauffeur, he is dogged on the highway by... The Dillerbachers, who've decided to take their act on the road... but not to entertain. Now Oliver must make up his own punchlines and fight back when he realizes he's a TARGET. You'll never believe the Dillerbacher family secret is... deadly.
In the tradition of Foster's original novel Just Wrong, A Novel About Hollywood, an outrageous comedy of errors, wits and questionable sanity that skewers stereotypes and exposes the dark underbelly of 'the business.'

Keep an eye on this blog. These, and other great reads are on their way to your favorite online bookseller. In the meantime, click 'View All Titles' above to visit the Fosterical Library (Rob's Amazon Author Page) and browse his other breezy, badboy books... shop, buy, gift, enjoy.

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Stay calm...

There's plenty of time to browse and shop the Fosterical Library (Rob Foster's Amazon Author Page) for addictively readable gifting before Christmas.

You have a Bookworm on your list, yearning for something unique, interesting and fun, rather than the usual 'trendy' yawn-indusing bestseller? We're worth a look.

Laughter, Horror, Suspense, Sci-Fi Intrigue, and even Superheroes, Pro-wrestlers, and Cinematic Analysis... huh? YEAH!

Rob's written a lot, and still going; new titles are on the way!

Plus there's tons of buying options!

All titles are available in paperback and electronic e-reader form!

Read free via your KindleUnlimited® membership!
Gift a pal (who's got an e-reader) with a free copy of whatever you buy, with Amazon Matchbook®!

Rob's titles are priced to move, with the lowest fair-market pricing that Amazon's publishing platform allows. Why? Because Rob wants readers!

Your purchase total can be portioned to provide a donation to your favorite charity, via AmazonSmile®. Plus, it provides a modest royalty with which Rob can address his medical bills, as he cranks out page after page of reading enjoyment to escape his medical woes.

Help a dude out, won't you? Click 'View All Titles' (above) and browse, shop, buy, gift, get into some literary shenanigans for a change, instead of just plowing through another paperbrick of boredom.

Paperbacks take a few days to deliver, and may take longer due to the Holiday rush. E-reader editions can be delivered within minutes, up to and including Christmas morning!

Was the stretch worth it?

You really stretched your budget to purchase all those bestsellers and get them read before anyone else.

Hoo-ray for you.

Now you're broke, your eyes hurt, you haven't slept, and you have work tomorrow.

Who will be asking you about those swell reads tomorrow around the water cooler? NO ONE.

Why? Because they all have lives to lead. You've spent the whole weekend with your nose buried in a trendy stack of pulp you won't finish, because you don't get the plot, it's dragging in the middle, and, oh yeah, it's booooorrrring.

Instead of shoving another $29.95 into some important publisher's pockets in exchange for a cool bookspine for all of your guests to notice on your bookshelf...

Why not spend about 10% of that exorbitant cover price, on a book that will captivate you, and give you back a ration of thrills, laughs, suspense, horror, sci-fi shenanigans and basic reading pleasure for your weekend?

You need to browse the Fosterical Library o' Modern Classics. Just click Foster's Amazon Author Page, up there with the link 'View All Titles.'

Your purchase price can help out a favorite charity when you shop via AmazonSmile®, and you can share a digital copy with a friend, even if you purchase a paperback, with Amazon Matchbook®!

Plus, Foster gets a meager royalty that goes to help address his medical bills. Writing such fantastic flights of literary larceny helps him escape his less-than-cheery circumstances. But rather than sympathy, he's after readership!

Help a dude out, won't you? Browse, shop, buy, gift, and enjoy!

WANTED: More readers like YOU! Thanks.

You want a book that turns you on.

C'mon, babe, admit you want it.

You're tired of the same old tropes and clichés. You've read 'em all, a hundred times.

You've heard all the usual 'critics' scream and gush about some 'bestseller,' then shelled out your hard-earned bucks to buy it and belong to the 'cool kids' bookclub, only to find yourself stuck with another well-designed piece of shelf-filler.

It was interesting, until about halfway through the second chapter.

You want a book that makes you drip, with excitement, to get the workday finished so you can rush home and jump back into bed with it!

Well, we think we have a few of those, waiting to pleasure you, in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics. Browse if you dare, by clicking 'View All Titles' above. You'll be pulled into the arms of a unique and articulate orgy of hot reads. Some you'll want again, and again.

Well they're not pricey. And buying one gives the author a little chedda-cheez to help with his medical bills. You like to help, right?

What are you waiting for, gorgeous!! Let's go somewhere and CLICK! Right now.

Get in on the party. It's just the two of us. You, and the book you buy and, we promise, enjoy!

There's no Fosterical Library in Hell.

You've got an important decision to make.

You can spend all winter long searching for a book that entertains and inspires you – wasting your hard-earned money on some 'bestseller' based solely on the author's marquee value, or scouring for an esoteric title that makes you wonder if the book inside might be mildly interesting...

Or you can simply click 'View All Titles' above and visit the bookstop you won't encounter on any well-worn predictable path; Rob Foster's Author Page, also known as The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics.

There's horrorage, science fictionery, mysteriousity, suspencery and tons of satirality and laughulescence.

Titles to keep you up all night, like...
MURDER SHE LAUGHED
NO EXIT
YOU CAN RUN
and
PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

Even Superhero genre fiction...
OUTSUPERED, OR I SAVED THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CAPE
and
OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS

Intriguing stage works...
AMBROSE BIERCE, THE LAST STAND OF
MR. BRUCE, DO YOU SWEAR?
JUST LOVELY
8 SHORT PLAYS THAT SCIENTIFICALLY DISPROVE THE EXISTENCE OF LOVE
and the Jack The Ripper mystery 26 HIGH STREET

Plus Foster's riotous novels...
THEIR MONEY'S WORTH
and the legendarily outrageous JUST WRONG, A NOVEL ABOUT HOLLYWOOD

It's guaranteed; you've got to read them! One or more will become your newest favorite.

Heat up your winter with the most unique reads you'll ever wish you'd found over the summer!

Click, browse, buy, enjoy! All titles available in paperback and digital format for your e-reader. Priced to move – no selling of one's soul necessary.

Make part of your purchase total a donation to a favorite charity with AmazonSmile®.

Gift a pal who has an e-reader, with a copy of whichever book you choose, with Amazon Matchbook®.

Read on! Let not your heart be troubled. Enjoyment awaits.

No cavities, no weight gain, no diabetes...

All the sweet.

If you're a book lover, especially of those by indie authors, the Fosterical Library has a spare goody-bag waiting for you!

Halloween is over for another year, but the lack of exciting reading on the bestseller list is scary.

And the prices? Sometimes when shopping for a good book online, you feel like you've opened your door to an encyclopedia salesman... and he only has one volume!

Rob Foster has turned his eclectic tastes in subject matter and his slightly mad sense of humor into a uniquely exciting collection of books that guarantee at least one will land on your favorite list.

Get your Winter Reading List warmed up, with laughs, thrills, shocks, and can't-put-it-down suspense and intrigue.

Click on 'View All Titles' above, for a quick route to Foster's author page, and browse & buy with ease.

Your meager purchase cost, which can be portioned into a donation to a favorite charity via AmazonSmile®, goes to help Foster with his mounting medical bills... While he keeps churning out the indie-literary goodness for your entertainment, edification and enlightenment.

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