Pull up your Big Girl Pants and enjoy reading something!

Aren't you tired of flapping your political gums yet?

Give it a rest. The world will still be here tomorrow, anxious for you to save it.

The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics may have a solution, droopy drawers! Are ya ready? It just may be what you need to escape those droning talkhead tones.

It’s not a masterpiece. Its source material was hardly one either. But there’s a reason it has hung around — people love it.

Unfortunately, Edward D. Wood Jr. wasn’t around long enough for his true fans to connect. Maybe they weren’t born yet.

At any rate, the sequel to his grand opus, Plan 9 From Outer Space has been recovered... As told to author Foster by a close, irrefutable(?) source. We now unleash it upon an unsuspecting world! Yes, can your heart stand the arrival of...

PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

From the darkest bowels of space, they come for the tenth and final time, on an ultimate mission of conquest and destruction! Can yet another band of brave humans, armed with just their wits and determination as Americans, turn back the horrible tide of invasion? The answer will amaze and surprise!

Written in the epic style of the master himself, Ed Wood... this is it – the Literary Event of the Year. Okay, maybe the season. Maybe the month. Would ya believe, the weekend?

And as usual, it's available in both paperback and e-reader. Priced to sell, to enjoy, to read and gift.

AmazonSmile® purchasers can make a part of their purchase price a gift to a favorite charity.

Some of Rob's other titles are available to read FREE, via your KindleUnlimited® membership!

And NOW... Amazon's Matchbook program allows you to purchase this title in paperback and receive a free e-reader copy for your device, or to gift a fellow reader!

Hey Perky!!

That got you perked up, did it? Alrighty! There’s nothing else about Bettie here, but an important message nonetheless!

The old selling points have been bully-pulpitted to exhaustion! Yes…

KindleUnlimited® members can read some digital titles FREE!

AmazonSmile® purchases allow a donation to your favorite causes!

All purchases provide the author a small royalty with which to address his mounting medical costs.

Yeah, yeah… we are confident you know all of these, to the point that you can recite them back to us. Well here’s a new one: You can do America a favor!

Students who cannot read proficiently by the end of 4th grade have a greater risk to end up in jail or on welfare. Reports show that the rate of low literacy in the United States directly costs the healthcare industry over $70 million every year. — www.dosomething.org

Wouldn’t you rather that money went toward something better? To rebuild our infrastructure? To feed and shelter our homeless? To care for our Veterans? Or even just stayed in our pockets?

It costs relatively little to hold onto that $70 Mil! Like, in some cases, just 99¢! Let’s see… 99¢, or $70 million…? What does 99¢ buy? Well if you have an e-reader device, it buys something fun and cool from the Fosterical Library O’ Modern Classics, that’s what. Paperbacks are all under $20. Click ‘View All Titles’ above and take a look.

Rob's books are great to gift that little potential felon in your family! Make America Read Again… or just make yourself or a loved one read, and enjoy! Help save your country’s wealth. And help Rob save his health. That even rhymes!

Have a fantastic day, you perky devil you!