Stay calm...

There's plenty of time to browse and shop the Fosterical Library (Rob Foster's Amazon Author Page) for addictively readable gifting before Christmas.

You have a Bookworm on your list, yearning for something unique, interesting and fun, rather than the usual 'trendy' yawn-indusing bestseller? We're worth a look.

Laughter, Horror, Suspense, Sci-Fi Intrigue, and even Superheroes, Pro-wrestlers, and Cinematic Analysis... huh? YEAH!

Rob's written a lot, and still going; new titles are on the way!

Plus there's tons of buying options!

All titles are available in paperback and electronic e-reader form!

Read free via your KindleUnlimited® membership!
Gift a pal (who's got an e-reader) with a free copy of whatever you buy, with Amazon Matchbook®!

Rob's titles are priced to move, with the lowest fair-market pricing that Amazon's publishing platform allows. Why? Because Rob wants readers!

Your purchase total can be portioned to provide a donation to your favorite charity, via AmazonSmile®. Plus, it provides a modest royalty with which Rob can address his medical bills, as he cranks out page after page of reading enjoyment to escape his medical woes.

Help a dude out, won't you? Click 'View All Titles' (above) and browse, shop, buy, gift, get into some literary shenanigans for a change, instead of just plowing through another paperbrick of boredom.

Paperbacks take a few days to deliver, and may take longer due to the Holiday rush. E-reader editions can be delivered within minutes, up to and including Christmas morning!

Was the stretch worth it?

You really stretched your budget to purchase all those bestsellers and get them read before anyone else.

Hoo-ray for you.

Now you're broke, your eyes hurt, you haven't slept, and you have work tomorrow.

Who will be asking you about those swell reads tomorrow around the water cooler? NO ONE.

Why? Because they all have lives to lead. You've spent the whole weekend with your nose buried in a trendy stack of pulp you won't finish, because you don't get the plot, it's dragging in the middle, and, oh yeah, it's booooorrrring.

Instead of shoving another $29.95 into some important publisher's pockets in exchange for a cool bookspine for all of your guests to notice on your bookshelf...

Why not spend about 10% of that exorbitant cover price, on a book that will captivate you, and give you back a ration of thrills, laughs, suspense, horror, sci-fi shenanigans and basic reading pleasure for your weekend?

You need to browse the Fosterical Library o' Modern Classics. Just click Foster's Amazon Author Page, up there with the link 'View All Titles.'

Your purchase price can help out a favorite charity when you shop via AmazonSmile®, and you can share a digital copy with a friend, even if you purchase a paperback, with Amazon Matchbook®!

Plus, Foster gets a meager royalty that goes to help address his medical bills. Writing such fantastic flights of literary larceny helps him escape his less-than-cheery circumstances. But rather than sympathy, he's after readership!

Help a dude out, won't you? Browse, shop, buy, gift, and enjoy!

WANTED: More readers like YOU! Thanks.

You want a book that turns you on.

C'mon, babe, admit you want it.

You're tired of the same old tropes and clichés. You've read 'em all, a hundred times.

You've heard all the usual 'critics' scream and gush about some 'bestseller,' then shelled out your hard-earned bucks to buy it and belong to the 'cool kids' bookclub, only to find yourself stuck with another well-designed piece of shelf-filler.

It was interesting, until about halfway through the second chapter.

You want a book that makes you drip, with excitement, to get the workday finished so you can rush home and jump back into bed with it!

Well, we think we have a few of those, waiting to pleasure you, in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics. Browse if you dare, by clicking 'View All Titles' above. You'll be pulled into the arms of a unique and articulate orgy of hot reads. Some you'll want again, and again.

Well they're not pricey. And buying one gives the author a little chedda-cheez to help with his medical bills. You like to help, right?

What are you waiting for, gorgeous!! Let's go somewhere and CLICK! Right now.

Get in on the party. It's just the two of us. You, and the book you buy and, we promise, enjoy!

There's no Fosterical Library in Hell.

You've got an important decision to make.

You can spend all winter long searching for a book that entertains and inspires you – wasting your hard-earned money on some 'bestseller' based solely on the author's marquee value, or scouring for an esoteric title that makes you wonder if the book inside might be mildly interesting...

Or you can simply click 'View All Titles' above and visit the bookstop you won't encounter on any well-worn predictable path; Rob Foster's Author Page, also known as The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics.

There's horrorage, science fictionery, mysteriousity, suspencery and tons of satirality and laughulescence.

Titles to keep you up all night, like...
MURDER SHE LAUGHED
NO EXIT
YOU CAN RUN
and
PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

Even Superhero genre fiction...
OUTSUPERED, OR I SAVED THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CAPE
and
OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS

Intriguing stage works...
AMBROSE BIERCE, THE LAST STAND OF
MR. BRUCE, DO YOU SWEAR?
JUST LOVELY
8 SHORT PLAYS THAT SCIENTIFICALLY DISPROVE THE EXISTENCE OF LOVE
and the Jack The Ripper mystery 26 HIGH STREET

Plus Foster's riotous novels...
THEIR MONEY'S WORTH
and the legendarily outrageous JUST WRONG, A NOVEL ABOUT HOLLYWOOD

It's guaranteed; you've got to read them! One or more will become your newest favorite.

Heat up your winter with the most unique reads you'll ever wish you'd found over the summer!

Click, browse, buy, enjoy! All titles available in paperback and digital format for your e-reader. Priced to move – no selling of one's soul necessary.

Make part of your purchase total a donation to a favorite charity with AmazonSmile®.

Gift a pal who has an e-reader, with a copy of whichever book you choose, with Amazon Matchbook®.

Read on! Let not your heart be troubled. Enjoyment awaits.

No cavities, no weight gain, no diabetes...

All the sweet.

If you're a book lover, especially of those by indie authors, the Fosterical Library has a spare goody-bag waiting for you!

Halloween is over for another year, but the lack of exciting reading on the bestseller list is scary.

And the prices? Sometimes when shopping for a good book online, you feel like you've opened your door to an encyclopedia salesman... and he only has one volume!

Rob Foster has turned his eclectic tastes in subject matter and his slightly mad sense of humor into a uniquely exciting collection of books that guarantee at least one will land on your favorite list.

Get your Winter Reading List warmed up, with laughs, thrills, shocks, and can't-put-it-down suspense and intrigue.

Click on 'View All Titles' above, for a quick route to Foster's author page, and browse & buy with ease.

Your meager purchase cost, which can be portioned into a donation to a favorite charity via AmazonSmile®, goes to help Foster with his mounting medical bills... While he keeps churning out the indie-literary goodness for your entertainment, edification and enlightenment.

We appreciate every click.

Stare, drool, put your quarter in and press a button.

It's ALL CANDY.

Thanks.

What's in the box?

This Halloween the Fosterical Library has a whole goody-bag full of delightfully scary treats for you.

AmazonSmile® allows you to designate a portion of your purchase total as a donation to a favorite charity of your choice! A KindleUnlimited® membership allows you to read books (including the ones mentioned below) for FREE first, and purchase later. Amazon Matchbook® allows you to pick up a free – or price-reduced – e-reader copy (to keep or gift) of whatever paperback you buy.

Your purchase provides Rob with a modest royalty, with which he can address his medical expenses – not buy a Corvette (yet, anyway.) You get all this reading enjoyment, plus become a positive doer and shaker in the lives of others. It’s a win-win!!

MURDER SHE LAUGHED

The Zodiac Killer returns in Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z…

Sherlock Holmes matches wits with the mysterious Dr. Caligari and his homicidal slave The Somnambulist, in The Sleeper Rises…

Plus… an all original cast of villains and victims await you in stories with dreadfully benign titles like Under Par, A Quick Solution and Way To Go, Mr. Weaver…

169 pages of killer fun and tenacious twists! Available in paperback, and e-reader format for your Kindle®, Nook®, or Android book app.

Get in a nap before you order – it will be a loooonng time before you want to sleep again.

NO EXIT

It may share its title with a number of better-known works, but if you enjoy science fiction mystery with a twist, you ought to give this voracious volume a look.

Journalist Michael Arc mysteriously disappeared in 2003. In the years following, all written and photographic evidence of his existence began to disappear as well. Before he vanished, he was working on the bizarre topic of time travel and certain nefarious forces who may be using it to alter the past and create a new future that favors their evil. Evil like the Allies’ loss of World War II, like a certain thwarted assassination attempt in Dallas, and other historical game-changing events! Arc’s secret files have now been discovered! Astonishing tales of chrono-chaos; there's historical chicanery, alien agendas, confused scientists, mysterious strangers… even a dinosaur!

If they drop the big one tomorrow, you won't sweat it, having survived the terrifying tale contained in…


YOU CAN RUN: A Horror Novella

Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as “marchers.” Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured. Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don’t dwell upon the answer too deeply; the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent...

There they are, brave reader. One or all, if you prefer – they’re not that pricey. In paperback, or e-reader. On Amazon or your preferred online book vault. Browse and buy with ease, using the above links.

Read them in your favorite hiding place, and maybe we’ll see you come dawn… … …

PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

9 TIMES they have traversed the dark cosmos to our world on missions of conquest and destruction – once even attempting to vanquish us with an army of our own dead! 9 TIMES they have have been turned back by courageous humans hanging on by luck and wits alone! AND NOW... From out of the deepest, murkiest bowels of space, they return for one last gasp at total dominance and annihilation! Can yet another brave band of Earthlings thwart the ultimate deadly challenge from the stars? Can your heart stand the shocking, once hidden account of the rest of the nightmarish story, based on sworn testimony...? Your stupid minds! It's the unspeakable sequel exploding out of the void, with cosmic terror... PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION!


(These stories are recommended for readers 18+ only; not something to read to kids at bedtime – or any other time. We’re serious. You’ve been warned.)

Throw off those old stereotypes!

Who says Rasslin' fans is illiterate? Why, we're gonna mop the ring with yaz!

You can make yer rasslin' fix last all week long, after all the shows is done.

How? With a great rasslin' novel, that's how, ya jabrony!

What's it about? Duh...

Johnny Nightmare is a professional wrestler and promoter who does it all – performer, booker, manager, agent, and CEO of his own regional promotion, the Fury Wrestling Federation (FWF). He proved that a small, independent wrestling ‘territory’ could make it in the 21st century despite the monopolies held by the industry giants like WWE and others. But now it’s suddenly crumbling overnight. His main eventer drops dead in the ring from a heart attack. The morality brigades are picketing the station where his weekly wrestling show airs, and a new mystery promotion, the GRWA (Global Rage Wrestling Alliance) is invading his turf with plenty of money to throw around and a roster of unknown wrestlers with perfect bodies. Johnny’s last gasp is his final show of the year, a spectacular called Merry Christmas Mayhem, but it seems there’s a monkey wrench in the works, and it was tossed intentionally by someone on the inside, but who? Does he have a traitor on his hands? Can Johnny Nightmare separate the faces from the heels in a cut-throat real-world corporate deathmatch to save his company, and preserve his sanity? "Their Money's Worth" is a raucous, sometimes hilarious, sometimes poignant, novel about the crazy, wild behind-the-scenes world of independent Pro Wrestling! Your blues will take a bump. Your enjoyment will highspot! Get in the ring and work it!

Get it in paperback, or in e-reader format for your Kindle®, Nook®, Android or other e-reader device!

Hurry up, don't tap out to boredom. Beat the count to get this book in your own library!

Wow, bestsellers are boring.

Every story is a formula anymore. Whatever happened to originality?

To the 'venture' in adventure?

To the 'pense' in suspense?

To the 'ror' in horror?

To the 'mor' in humor?

Rob Foster hasn't forgotten. Every one of his books is an adventure in the truest sense.

His horror & sci-fi epics bring the 'wee' back to Halloween.

Ring the bell, and see what literary treats await you. Keep all the candy for yourself. Turn out all the lights except that favorite reading lamp over that cozy nook. Crack open one of these book-equivalents of surprise goodie bags, and indulge your sweet tooth for horror, thrills, mystery, suspense and – what was that sound down the hall?

MURDER SHE LAUGHED

The Zodiac Killer returns in Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z…

Sherlock Holmes matches wits with the mysterious Dr. Caligari and his homicidal slave The Somnambulist, in The Sleeper Rises…

Plus… an all original cast of villains and victims await you in stories with dreadfully benign titles like Under Par, A Quick Solution and Way To Go, Mr. Weaver…

169 pages of killer fun and tenacious twists! Available in paperback, and e-reader format for your Kindle®, Nook®, or Android book app.

Get in a nap before you order – it will be a loooonng time before you want to sleep again.

NO EXIT

It may share its title with a number of better-known works, but if you enjoy science fiction mystery with a twist, you ought to give this voracious volume a look.

Journalist Michael Arc mysteriously disappeared in 2003. In the years following, all written and photographic evidence of his existence began to disappear as well. Before he vanished, he was working on the bizarre topic of time travel and certain nefarious forces who may be using it to alter the past and create a new future that favors their evil. Evil like the Allies’ loss of World War II, like a certain thwarted assassination attempt in Dallas, and other historical game-changing events! Arc’s secret files have now been discovered! Astonishing tales of chrono-chaos; there's historical chicanery, alien agendas, confused scientists, mysterious strangers… even a dinosaur!


YOU CAN RUN: A Horror Novella

Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as “marchers.” Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured. Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don’t dwell upon the answer too deeply; the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent...

Answer the call!

Charitize your purchase using AmazonSmile. Make a gift of the same book you purchase to a friend with an e-reader, using Matchbook®.

Your purchase provides a modest royalty with which the author can address some of his medical bills. Diabetes is costly.

So it's a win-win. Click any of the above links, or the main link above 'View All Titles' and shop away! THANKS.

Stories Fit For A King.

Yep, you'll think you've graduated into literary royalty when you crack open one of Rob Foster's outrageous, hilarious, gripping, suspenseful, exciting books!

Why? Because Rob doesn't just write, he pours out every drop of his 35 years of writing experience onto each and every page (dispite the occasionally imperfect grammar and missed typos... he's working on that.)

Take the book pictured, Foster's cringingly funny first novel, Just Wrong: A Novel About Hollywood... You might die laughing, or giggle your way to the madhouse after reading it. It's a gory thrill ride of giddy gut-wrenching laughs and horrific hijinks.

You'll never be able to unread it.

Plus Foster's Author Page, a.k.a. The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics, is waiting for you to get your browse on. If you like horror instead, he's written plenty. Time-travel sci-fi fantasy. Articulate cinema appreciation. Historical drama.

He's getting close to being able to say, "you name it, I've written some."

All he needs, is your appreciated, treasured, readership. A nice review might go well, too.

So click something already!

A portion of your purchase total can be a donation to your favorite charity with AmazonSmile. The meager royalty Foster receives, goes toward his mounting medical bills. Writing is his distraction from such depressing things. Help a dude out, won't you?

Thanks.

Thankyaverymuch.

Wait! Don't! It's not worth it!!

Sick and tired of the same old clichés, tropes, chapter transitions, cookie-cutter characters... in other words, the same ol'-same ol' when it comes to your reading matter?

All those "Best Sellers" (phht... their buddies buy mass quantities to elevate booksales numbers) seem to read alike, don't they?

That is NOT what you'll find in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics! Every selection in the FLOMC is a unique, literary roller coaster, ready to make your nerves rattle, your breath palpitate, and your funnybone vibrate with glee!

Click "View All Titles" up there. You won't be sorry, and you certainly won't be bored. Nothing same ol'-same ol' here.

So TAKE THE LEAP! Your imagination, your intellect, your reading time are about to be challenged. In a fun way!

Shop via AmazonSmile® and make a portion of your total a donation to a favorite charity!

Browse, buy, read, enjoy, and for gawdsakes, get your reading doldrums OFF THE LEDGE!

How hard he labors...

...to bring you the most fun, unique, funny, scary, intriguing stories.

Pulse-pounding thillage... mind-numbing horrority... side-splitting laughery...

If you haven't read one of Foster's books, or more of Foster's books, it's about time you changed that bad habit.

Taking a chance on some unknown volume, based on a cute cover or fascinating title, then getting it home to discover that the cover and title were all it had to offer, because the contents are crap... is like a run-on sentence of reading misery.

We don't know what hack authors get for books like that, but it ought to be 3-5 years.

Foster's books are sure to at least sate your hunger for thought-provoking reads. The covers and titles aren't bad either – Foster does those himself too. Even if a Foster title initially disgusts you, you may not be able to put it down.

You've been warned!

Buy through AmazonSmile®, and make part of that affordable cover price a donation to a favorite cause, or to one you know will chafe Foster's hide. That'll teach him to write THAT!

BROWSE, SHOP, BUY, PILLAGE and PLUNDER with ease, using the 'VIEW ALL TITLES' link up above.

Use your KindleUnlimited® membership to read it FREE!

Gift a free, or price-reduced copy, of whatever you purchase, to a friend with an e-reader, with Amazon's Matchbook® program.

All titles are available in paperback and digital versions!

What are you stalling for? Start that keyboard smoking!

Consult Your Nearest Local Author

Reading fun, memorable books may not be for you, if...

You're just pretending to be an interesting person, really a little rudey-poo candyass, adult diaper sniffing back-alley mooch as confused by life as a rainbow trout flopping around a carwash.

If you took a laxative you'd disappear like the invisible man.

Well like cheap toilet paper, we're on a roll and don't take it off anybody. And we're in-yo-face.

Get a better life! Read! Put down that cheap guitar you can't play anyway and answer the door! No it isn't a musical agent with a coffee house concert tour contract. It's your next favorite book brought to you by your friendly mailperson.

Use AmazonSmile and make part of your purchase a gift to your favorite cause. Use Amazon Matchbook and give your bestest bud a free e-reader version of the same book! Use your KindleUnlimited membership and READ IT FREE!

Expand your horizons! Outrage your parents! Prove you're a hip erudite.

CAUTION: Reading may increase your awareness and cause changes to your personality (or lack thereof), including people actually laughing at your jokes, hawties giving you a second glance, and your psychologist giving you a clean bill of health for a change.

Keep searching, but...

No other books bring you as much, as those by Rob Foster; as much thrillery, actionosity, humorism, horrage, adventurousmanship... even a novel about pro-rasslers, and two about super heroes & sheroes of every persuasion.

Click 'View All Titles' above, and begin the journey. Browse and shop with ease, and not a lot of money.

All Titles are available in print, and digital versions.

Something is bound to pique your interest or at least your guilty curiosity, that will captivate your reading hour. Start your summer reading list sizzling.

Donate to a favorite cause by using AmazonSmile, and gift the same book to a friend with an e-reader, for free or at a reduced cost, via Amazon Matchbook!

Read it FREE yourself with your KindleUnlimited membership, before you snag a permanent copy!

Read in freedom and power.

Literacy Attracts The Babes

Eventually. Unless your "X" is good on that down payment for an engagement ring, we suggest at the least, semi-literacy!

If you suspect your paramour is lacking in the basics, buy him or her a real will-tester from the Fosterical Library!

At the very least you'll have a blast watching their eyes bug out at all the incredible adventure, thrills, laughs, horror, shenanigans, suspense, plot twists... Even superheroes, and pro-wrestlers!

Browse with ease by clicking 'View All Titles' above! Buy with AmazonSmile and make part of your reasonably priced purchase a donation to your fave charity!

Use your KindleUnlimited membership to read stuff FREE! Use Amazon Matchbook to gift a pal who has an e-reader device with the same book!

Your mucho-appreciated purchase provides a meager royalty with which Rob may address his medical bills. It's a win-win-win! So start clicking!

Luv ya!!

We Bend Over Backwards...

To bring you the most satisfying stories, loaded with adventure, thrills, mystery, comedy, even superheroes!

We jam-packed each page with reading enjoyment, and nearly ripped our knickers giving them the Fosterical brand shenanigans that we know you'll love.

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!