2019 is in the rearview. 2020 is in the HEREview.
Your destiny is ahead. Don't spend the whole trip staring at the blur. Take in what's there and cherish. Your upcoming Spring Reading List is a great place to start the new decade.
Wow, does the Fosterical Library have some treats on the menu for your literary sweet tooth!
RETURN TO DUNWICH
A hundred years ago on a mountain top near Dunwich, Massachusetts, Doctor Henry Armitage successfully banished the evil godling Yog Sothoth to a dimension away from Earth. Now his grandson must perform a similar act, or die trying, when he learns that a Satanic cult within the Military has set up shop below Miskatonic University. They have located Cthulhu's tomb beneath a Vermont lake bed, and with the Necronomicon in their possession, plan to awaken and weaponize him. Only Henry Armitage III, and a handful of Miskatonic faculty, know that the plan is doomed, and will result in the end of humanity as the dominant species on the planet.
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THE FUNNIEST GUY IN THE CASKET
Oliver Akers thinks he's the worst stand-up comedian in Los Angeles, that is until he sees a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher – a walking bar of anti-matter that couldn't get a chuckle out of sugared-up 3rd grader, who somehow gets gig after gig. Oliver's ire is doubled when he discovers there's an entire 'showbiz family' of Dillerbachers who also strive in the industry despite being incompetent, immoral goons. And on top of that, fate keeps them crossing his path as his own career sputters and nosedives. When Oliver finally abandons his career and takes a job as a cross-country chauffeur, he is dogged on the highway by... The Dillerbachers, who've decided to take their act on the road... but not to entertain. Now Oliver must make up his own punchlines and fight back when he realizes he's a TARGET. You'll never believe the Dillerbacher family secret is... deadly.
In the tradition of Foster's original novel Just Wrong, A Novel About Hollywood, an outrageous comedy of errors, wits and questionable sanity that skewers stereotypes and exposes the dark underbelly of 'the business.'
Keep an eye on this blog. These, and other great reads are on their way to your favorite online bookseller. In the meantime, click 'View All Titles' above to visit the Fosterical Library (Rob's Amazon Author Page) and browse his other breezy, badboy books... shop, buy, gift, enjoy.
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