Tuesday, November 12, 2019

There's no Fosterical Library in Hell.


You've got an important decision to make.

You can spend all winter long searching for a book that entertains and inspires you – wasting your hard-earned money on some 'bestseller' based solely on the author's marquee value, or scouring for an esoteric title that makes you wonder if the book inside might be mildly interesting...

Or you can simply click 'View All Titles' above and visit the bookstop you won't encounter on any well-worn predictable path; Rob Foster's Author Page, also known as The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics.

There's horrorage, science fictionery, mysteriousity, suspencery and tons of satirality and laughulescence.

Titles to keep you up all night, like...
MURDER SHE LAUGHED
NO EXIT
YOU CAN RUN

and
PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

Even Superhero genre fiction...
OUTSUPERED, OR I SAVED THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CAPE
and
OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS

Intriguing stage works...
AMBROSE BIERCE, THE LAST STAND OF
MR. BRUCE, DO YOU SWEAR?
JUST LOVELY
8 SHORT PLAYS THAT SCIENTIFICALLY DISPROVE THE EXISTENCE OF LOVE

and the Jack The Ripper mystery 26 HIGH STREET

Plus Foster's riotous novels...
THEIR MONEY'S WORTH
and the legendarily outrageous JUST WRONG, A NOVEL ABOUT HOLLYWOOD

It's guaranteed; you've got to read them! One or more will become your newest favorite.

Heat up your winter with the most unique reads you'll ever wish you'd found over the summer!

Click, browse, buy, enjoy! All titles available in paperback and digital format for your e-reader. Priced to move – no selling of one's soul necessary.

Make part of your purchase total a donation to a favorite charity with AmazonSmile®.

Gift a pal who has an e-reader, with a copy of whichever book you choose, with Amazon Matchbook®.

Read on! Let not your heart be troubled. Enjoyment awaits.



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