Thursday, February 27, 2020

Have you heard?


Rob Foster is a writing fool! He has 19 titles and counting — and he's nowhere near finished cranking out fantastic readery!

Take a look! All necessary links provided.

THE FOSTERICAL LIBRARY
https://www.pinterest.com/robmfoster/the-fosterical-library/

OR... just click View All Titles above!

There's lots of great purchasing options.

All titles available in paperback and e-book
Favor your favorite charity via your purchase with AmazonSmile®
Read it FREE with your KindleUnlimited® membership
Gift an e-reader pal with the same book via Amazon Matchbook®
And so much more!

Action, Thrills, Laughs, Horror, Sci-fi shenanigans. With a little romance and satire thrown in for good measure. Foster is a versatile wordsmith, and writing epic, sensational stories is how he copes with a life weighed down with medical baggage. Have fun, browse, buy, gift... and help a dude out, won't you.

READ IN RESPLENDENT HEALTH.

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Tired of horrible 'bestsellers' making you feel like a cartoon?


You need a visit to the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics (Rob Foster's Author Page).

It's drawn clearly, and just that simple.

Toss down those 1,000-page time-wasters in which nothing happens. If nothing happens by page 999, trust us, nothing is GOING to.

You want thrillery, suspensery, horroriousness, laugherage, comedery, shockocity; a literary roller coaster ride on Book Mountain.

Buy your ticket here!

There's
RETURN TO DUNWICH
MURDER SHE LAUGHED
THEIR MONEY'S WORTH
YOU CAN RUN
NO EXIT
OUTSUPERED I & II
PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE
JUST WRONG

and other great reads you won't want to unread!

You'll want more... and believe us, Rob is working to answer that charge! Writing wild and wonderful tales is what takes his fevered mind off of his other medical issues.

All titles are available in both paperback and digital e-reader format. You can help a favorite charity when buying with AmazonSmile®! You can gift an e-reading pal with the same book you purchase with Amazon Matchbook! You can read it FREE with your KindleUnlimited® membership! Either way, you're helping Rob out with his medical costs – with that meager royalty.

In exchange, you get the most outrageously entertaining readables to own and enjoy! It's a win-win-win!

"Let me make mad passionate literacy to you." – Rob Foster

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

You're part of the Cool Crowd, huh?


So you're that higher class of reader, are you? The connoisseur of "fine literature" – the erudite consumer of quality readables, edifying your special mind with literary loftiness.

Paly, does the Fosterical Library (Rob's Amazon Author Page) have some surprises for you!

You like horror, suspense, thrills, terror and general mayhem to read late at night under the blankets? Check out:

RETURN TO DUNWICH


Evil is reborn. Henry Armitage, grandson of the man who vanquished the cosmic anti-deity Yog Sothoth a century ago, finds himself at Miskatonic University, in search of the mysterious Necronomicon... after surveillance cameras at his own Boston College reveal their copy being stolen – by someone bearing an unnerving resemblance to historical descriptions of Wilbur Whateley, thought to be long dead. Armitage’s fears double, when he discovers a neo-satanic faction of the U.S. Military exists in an underground annex below Miskatonic. They have located the Sleeper of R’lyeh – Cthulhu – and plan to waken, and weaponize him, to pull mankind back to the dark age of ethereal galactic rule upon the Earth! Henry Armitage must prevent the redawning of an evil from beyond the cosmic veil, aided by a monster his grandfather battled, and a rogue group of Miskatonic faculty! Rob Foster creates a modern-day Lovecraftian nightmare – soaked in future technology and ancient blood. The rational and the incredible collide in unholy battle; a tale that will keep you awake, with the lights on – to the last word, which may or may not be.

MURDER SHE LAUGHED


This book will keep you up at night… unwilling to stop reading, desperately in need to find out who survives, who gets away with the vilest of acts, and who walks away without a whisper of suspicion. Or you’ll simply lie in bed, staring into the darkness… wondering, dreading, unable to find relief even in the privacy of your own thoughts. The terrors, manmade or otherwise, are relentless in a world where blood, and alliances no matter how loyal or grudging, are cheap. Whom can you trust when surrounded by strangers with unknown intentions? Or completely alone in a landscape of peril? How confident are you of your own resourcefulness amid a maze of killers? Long lost tales of the famous and infamous dubiously light the way to your escape, in this nerve-rattling anthology. Sherlock Holmes faces his own unending nightmare in 'The Sleeper Rises,' and the forever elusive Zodiac Killer resurfaces to solve, and keep hidden, his own identity in 'Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z'… plus other spine shivering tales of horrible revelation and mind-bending visions of mysteries past and future. Stay awake! Beware of what lurks just around that dark corner.

YOU CAN RUN


"They are beyond anything you can do... except run." – 'Henry'
(last known words)

Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as "marchers." Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured.Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don't dwell upon the answer too deeply, the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent.Rob Foster is the author of other well-reviewed novels in the humorous, science fiction and superhero genres. He lives and writes in the mysterious mountains of central California, near Sequoia National Forest.

Or perhaps you're in need of a good laugh, with a slightly fiendish funnybone? How about:

JUST WRONG


Ethan West just wants what everybody wants who struggles to succeed in Hollywood: a breakthrough, a hit – even a small one – that might change the trajectory of his years of frustration and heartbreak in the entertainment rat-race. To be in the loop! Like most, one too many bad breaks has him on the verge of throwing in the towel for good, but a chance encounter with a cult showbiz icon turns his world upside-down.

Suddenly Ethan and his tiny, loyal cadre of fellow hopefuls are shanghaied as crew on a movie-making "project" they'll never forget – if they can survive it – trapped in a jungle nightmare; armed only with video cameras and their theater brat wits; led by a fading, deranged, megalomaniac Hollywood director without a script or a grip on reality; in the path of lethal animals, rogue mercenaries and rampaging cannibals; and ordered to get it all in high-def!

As the production drifts further into surreal chaos, bloodlust and contrived 'reality,' Ethan realizes he must choose, either to follow an insane celebrity to certain doom, or possibly sacrifice his own friends to make it back to civilization – with or without a finished product in the can! Of course, it's a comedy!

Rob Foster's insanely funny novel 'JUST WRONG' will have you cringing on the floor with laughter, at a bizarre breed who will throw away friendships, morals, sense and dignity for an allusive, fleeting prize called fame.

There's also...


PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE


and... for you Rasslin' fans...


THEIR MONEY'S WORTH

AND EVEN MORE GREAT READS waiting for you, with just a click! All available in both paperback and e-book! Giftable with Amazon Matchbook! Readable FREE with your KindleUnlimited membership! Ready to help your favorite charity with AmazonSmile if you wish!

Plus your purchase provides a humble royalty with which Rob can address his medical costs. Be a pal! You VIP, you! Click away!



Wednesday, February 5, 2020

The classics inspire you... but they're old.


You need a whole new slew of inspirational works.

That's what the Fosterical Library has – a slew. And they're new (relatively).

Take a trip to Rob Foster's Author Page! You've got plenty to gaze at, and browse, and select, and buy or gift!

There's comedy. There's horror. There's superheroes! Science Fiction! Even pro-wrestlers!

Rob writes a lot! So far, 19 books in all... and 7 are novels.

You might think he's sacrificed quality writing for quantity... but no. He's got a head full of fantastic tales to delight and enthrall you.

Y'see... writing is how he keeps his mind off his annoying medical issues... and selling these wonderful works helps him to address those mounting costs!

Come in, gaze a while... and help an artist out, why don't ya?

All titles available in paperback or e-book. Read FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership! Help out a charity as well, with AmazonSmile®! Gift a friend who's got an e-reader device with the book you purchase, with Amazon Matchbook®! It's all good!

But what's in it for YOU? Only the wildest, most memorable stories you can't unread, guaranteed!!

Click 'View All Titles' (above) and explore, shall you?