Monday, March 22, 2021

Did all the alone-time teach you anything?

 


Quarantine was quite the emotional test, and the trick was to use the downtime productively. 

For some it was catching up on their binge-watching of a favorite TV show. For others it was learning new tricks. 

If you figure you'll be expecting a little present come Christmas... make it books!

You've had a big break to discover what you like to read, now you are free and it's time to let your new favorite genres free to soar and lead you to new horizons. We have some suggestions...



Oliver Akers thought he was the worst stand-up comic in Hollywood. That is until he saw the act of a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher… along with the rest of the Dillerbacher showbiz clan. It only gnawed at him more, that they got gigs despite being awful. Gig after gig after gig – they are so under-talented and over-rewarded, they'd p.o. the Pope. Even worse, Oliver suddenly finds himself on a relentless loop crossing their path! On a multi-state road trip yet. With his own career going south fast, Oliver must somehow pull his funny out of freefall to survive, physically and emotionally – especially when he stumbles onto the secret side mission of these horrible, but well-connected, performers, and becomes one of their targets.

And the original novel you'll never unread:


Ethan West just wants what everybody wants who struggles to succeed in Hollywood: a breakthrough, a hit – even a small one – that might change the trajectory of his years of frustration and heartbreak in the entertainment rat-race. To be in the loop! Like most, one too many bad breaks has him on the verge of throwing in the towel for good, but a chance encounter with a cult showbiz icon turns his world upside-down.

Suddenly Ethan and his tiny, loyal cadre of fellow hopefuls are shanghaied as crew on a movie-making "project" they'll never forget – if they can survive it – trapped in a jungle nightmare; armed only with video cameras and their theater brat wits; led by a fading, deranged, megalomaniac Hollywood director without a script or a grip on reality; in the path of lethal animals, rogue mercenaries and rampaging cannibals; and ordered to get it all in high-def!

As the production drifts further into surreal chaos, bloodlust and contrived 'reality,' Ethan realizes he must choose, either to follow an insane celebrity to certain doom, or possibly sacrifice his own friends to make it back to civilization – with or without a finished product in the can! Of course, it's a comedy!
Rob Foster's insanely funny novel 'JUST WRONG' will have you cringing on the floor with laughter, at a bizarre breed who will throw away friendships, morals, sense and dignity for an allusive, fleeting prize called fame.

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

Caught anything yet?


The search for memorable reading matter can mean a long wait between bites worth reeling in.

You want more than just a stack of pulp that you flip through, mumbling 'yeah... yeah... yeah.'

At Fosterical Laboratories, we know the boredom is real... the victories few and precious. Your life deserves more. That's why we produce readables with a built-in reward. Stories that send a wave of adventure, chills, thrills, laughter and mystery up your spine as it splashes against your unsuspecting read hole! 

Stop languishing against the flow!

Read about people with problems waaaaaay bigger than yours and forced to confront them with a puckered courage. The horrors, the suspense, the nervous laughter and yes, the thrill of it all. Letting the chips fall, and double-dipping them anyway.



Oliver Akers thought he was the worst stand-up comic in Hollywood. That is until he saw the act of a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher… along with the rest of the Dillerbacher showbiz clan. It only gnawed at him more, that they got gigs despite being awful. Gig after gig after gig – they are so under-talented and over-rewarded, they'd p.o. the Pope. Even worse, Oliver suddenly finds himself on a relentless loop crossing their path! On a multi-state road trip yet. With his own career going south fast, Oliver must somehow pull his funny out of freefall to survive, physically and emotionally – especially when he stumbles onto the secret side mission of these horrible, but well-connected, performers, and becomes one of their targets.

And the original novel you'll never unread:


Ethan West just wants what everybody wants who struggles to succeed in Hollywood: a breakthrough, a hit – even a small one – that might change the trajectory of his years of frustration and heartbreak in the entertainment rat-race. To be in the loop! Like most, one too many bad breaks has him on the verge of throwing in the towel for good, but a chance encounter with a cult showbiz icon turns his world upside-down.

Suddenly Ethan and his tiny, loyal cadre of fellow hopefuls are shanghaied as crew on a movie-making "project" they'll never forget – if they can survive it – trapped in a jungle nightmare; armed only with video cameras and their theater brat wits; led by a fading, deranged, megalomaniac Hollywood director without a script or a grip on reality; in the path of lethal animals, rogue mercenaries and rampaging cannibals; and ordered to get it all in high-def!

As the production drifts further into surreal chaos, bloodlust and contrived 'reality,' Ethan realizes he must choose, either to follow an insane celebrity to certain doom, or possibly sacrifice his own friends to make it back to civilization – with or without a finished product in the can! Of course, it's a comedy!
Rob Foster's insanely funny novel 'JUST WRONG' will have you cringing on the floor with laughter, at a bizarre breed who will throw away friendships, morals, sense and dignity for an allusive, fleeting prize called fame.

Read in joyously wet alertness and wonder!

Monday, March 1, 2021

Tax Day approacheth...


Don't sweat it. There are ways to keep cool as Tax Season heats up!

Rest your tense noggin on some literary laurels. Plop yourself down between the pages of a pulse pounding pile of reading pleasure! 

Read about people whose woes make your tax hurdles seem like speed bumps in a fastfood parking lot!

You're in the middle of filling out forms and phoning up accountants, so we won't take up your valuable time by rerunning our book blurbs. If you follow this blog, you've certainly seen them already.

Just click View All Titles up there, when you get a minute — shop 'til you drop. The prices won't eat up your refund! Crack open a Fosterical book and feel the breeze up your read hole!

Get your literary stimulus! 

The Fosterical Library is ready to make your Tax Day blues a little lighter — more a soft cyan! Click away! It's UP THERE.

Happy March!