Sunday, November 24, 2019

You want a book that turns you on.


C'mon, babe, admit you want it.

You're tired of the same old tropes and clichés. You've read 'em all, a hundred times.

You've heard all the usual 'critics' scream and gush about some 'bestseller,' then shelled out your hard-earned bucks to buy it and belong to the 'cool kids' bookclub, only to find yourself stuck with another well-designed piece of shelf-filler.

It was interesting, until about halfway through the second chapter.

You want a book that makes you drip, with excitement, to get the workday finished so you can rush home and jump back into bed with it!

Well, we think we have a few of those, waiting to pleasure you, in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics. Browse if you dare, by clicking 'View All Titles' above. You'll be pulled into the arms of a unique and articulate orgy of hot reads. Some you'll want again, and again.

Well they're not pricey. And buying one gives the author a little chedda-cheez to help with his medical bills. You like to help, right?

What are you waiting for, gorgeous!! Let's go somewhere and CLICK! Right now.

Get in on the party. It's just the two of us. You, and the book you buy and, we promise, enjoy!

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