Thursday, September 26, 2019

Stories Fit For A King.


Yep, you'll think you've graduated into literary royalty when you crack open one of Rob Foster's outrageous, hilarious, gripping, suspenseful, exciting books!

Why? Because Rob doesn't just write, he pours out every drop of his 35 years of writing experience onto each and every page (dispite the occasionally imperfect grammar and missed typos... he's working on that.)

Take the book pictured, Foster's cringingly funny first novel, Just Wrong: A Novel About Hollywood... You might die laughing, or giggle your way to the madhouse after reading it. It's a gory thrill ride of giddy gut-wrenching laughs and horrific hijinks.

You'll never be able to unread it.

Plus Foster's Author Page, a.k.a. The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics, is waiting for you to get your browse on. If you like horror instead, he's written plenty. Time-travel sci-fi fantasy. Articulate cinema appreciation. Historical drama.

He's getting close to being able to say, "you name it, I've written some."

All he needs, is your appreciated, treasured, readership. A nice review might go well, too.

So click something already!

A portion of your purchase total can be a donation to your favorite charity with AmazonSmile. The meager royalty Foster receives, goes toward his mounting medical bills. Writing is his distraction from such depressing things. Help a dude out, won't you?

Thanks.

Thankyaverymuch.

Thursday, September 5, 2019

Wait! Don't! It's not worth it!!


Sick and tired of the same old clichés, tropes, chapter transitions, cookie-cutter characters... in other words, the same ol'-same ol' when it comes to your reading matter?

All those "Best Sellers" (phht... their buddies buy mass quantities to elevate booksales numbers) seem to read alike, don't they?

That is NOT what you'll find in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics! Every selection in the FLOMC is a unique, literary roller coaster, ready to make your nerves rattle, your breath palpitate, and your funnybone vibrate with glee!

Click "View All Titles" up there. You won't be sorry, and you certainly won't be bored. Nothing same ol'-same ol' here.

So TAKE THE LEAP! Your imagination, your intellect, your reading time are about to be challenged. In a fun way!

Shop via AmazonSmile® and make a portion of your total a donation to a favorite charity!

Browse, buy, read, enjoy, and for gawdsakes, get your reading doldrums OFF THE LEDGE!