What ‘Cyber-Monday Madness’? It's Always Like This Around Here!

EVERY DAY is a Cyber-Shopping Day here at the Fosterical Library O’ Modern Classics!

Just like every day is Groundhog Day at the Jimmy Dean® Sausage plant.

Since you’re safe at home and browsing online already, swing that mouse over here before you leave! Like that candy bar you snag at the checkout line?

We offer tons of reading enjoyment while you’re waiting for the FedEx® man to deliver all those other goodies & nabbin’s!

ALL Fosterical titles are available – at no-brainer prices all year long, not just on Cyber Monday – in paperback… and digital format for your Kindle®, Nook® or other Android device with a reader app. You can even read them on your desktop computer – where you’re likely looking at us right now!

Adventure! Thrills! Comedy! Horror! Even Superheroes!! Click ‘View All Titles’ above, and shop till you drop!

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!

Escape The Black Friday Fracas!

Some of you, we imagine, won't see this post right away – you're too busy out risking life and limb to get your hungry little mits on a 67" Flatscreen by beating everyone else bloody who tries to get to it first.

Why? You know manufacturers produce extra-cheap but expensive-looking crap just to dump it on you at a "bargain" price today, right? They know you'll bust your bank account into their pockets and brawl with your neighbor to do it.

All when you could be safe and sound, sipping a hot cuppa, and getting all the great (reading) entertainment you crave, at already-great reasonable pricing.

The Fosterical Library has a whole slew of fascinating, captivating and entertaining stuff, that won't sacrifice your savings to own. Paperback or Digital – or both! Click 'View All Titles' above and browse knowing that your personal bodily safety is guaranteed. We're beating up the post-holiday doldrums instead. Make yourself a turkey sandwich, grab another cup of that good stuff, and enjoy!

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!

We’re Giving Thanks, But There Are No Turkeys Here!

Today the Fosterical Library gives thanks for all our customers and browsers!

Only you won’t find any “turkeys” on our shelf! Every single book in our inventory is an eagle waiting to make your imagination soar!

We have something for everyone! Comedy. Adventure. Thrills. Sci-Fi intrigue. Horror. Nostalgia. Even Superheroes!!

All available at fair prices. In digital format for you Kindle®, Nook® and Android Reading App users, and in paperback for you tangible product fans! And all browsable with ease – just click ‘View All Titles’ above, and go to town!

It isn’t costly. Some titles go for mere pennies – as low as 99¢. Nothing’s over a deuce – $20.

We’ll chase away those boring moments between the feast, the parades, the game, the naps… and when the clan decides to leave and you’re stuck pondering a sink full of messy dishes.

On top of all that, we have lots of purchase options! It’s all good:

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!

Buyer Beware: Third Party Bloodsuckers!

No, we do not refer to the Independent Party.

We mean unscrupulous re-sellers peddling you Fosterical products at marked-up prices that don’t tender any royalty back to their creator.

Yes, it happens. You may find Foster’s books on Ebay. On someone’s Etsy, or perhaps on some other independent re-marketing site. You might see them priced upwards of $75 or more, for a single copy!

This isn’t our doing. It’s just the way of the wild frontier that is The Internet. To be honest at risk of down-selling ourselves, Foster’s books are not exactly collector’s items… yet. If you took your original copy of say, Just Wrong to the guy on Antique Roadshow, he might try to steal it from you… but not give you a collector’s price for it.

But there are morals-free third party re-sellers who may try to convince you to buy at those inflated prices. If anything rubs us the wrong way, this is it. Buying from these hucksters is a lose-lose. Though the reading enjoyment may not waver, you’re still spending more than you need to – and what’s more, there is no royalty percentage going toward the author!

Accept no imitators!

Every link to Foster’s books you’ll see on MMCD, directs you to a fair market price – that is parceled to meet printing costs, provide the royalty, and give you the best available price deal. There are also a gaggle of purchase options that sweeten the pot even more:

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!

Browse the complete Fosterical Library with ease, using the View All Titles link above. All titles available in paperback or digital format.

Flagged For Obscenity!

We can hardly believe it.

Someone flagged the MMCD Blog for being a little too nasty for their taste!

Now Goodreads is giving us the ol’ Stinkeye until we’re investigated. Welcome to the future.

Really? Well…

What you get for the modest cover prices is so good, it really is profane. So in a way… BUSTED!

Comedy shenanigans… heart-racing thrills… mind-blowing mystery… eyebrow-curling horror… or tear-tugging nostalgia… Some titles go for mere pennies – as low as 99¢. Nothing’s over a deuce – $20. Unless, that is, you buy something from a third party charging more than the book’s original asking price. Yep, they’re out there… it’s a compliment in a way, but everything is still available at the affordable original price.

Where does the money go? After we cover production costs – printing, assembly, marketing, etc… The meager remainder provides a small royalty (about 30%) with which Foster can address his mounting medical costs. It sucks to be sick.

And on top of the great bargain pricing, we have lots of purchase options.

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!

Browse the complete Fosterical Library with ease, using the View All Titles link above. All titles available in paperback or digital format.

It Takes Work To Be This Cheap

How much work and quality goes into a Fosterical book?

Foster’s writing is a culmination of over 40 years writing for stageplays, screenplays, comics, short stories, newspaper articles, poetry, essays, fiction and non-fiction… Writing isn’t just a recent experimental hobby, like say, staring at houseflies and drooling at the table.

A lifetime of answering the call to write, is what you see manifest between the covers of every book in the Fosterical Library. Foster even designs his own covers, marketing materials, and heck THIS VERY BLOG. Everything you see here is all him!

The devotions of a man’s life make for quite a commodity, considering our pricing is so budget friendly. Some titles go for mere pennies – as low as 99¢. Nothing’s over a deuce – $20. Unless, that is, you buy something from a third party charging more than the book’s original asking price. Yep, they’re out there – there’s nothing we can do about it.

Where does the money go? Most of it covers production costs – printing, assembly, marketing. The meager remainder provides a small royalty with which Foster can address his medical bills. Yes, these literary treasures were created, in some cases, from hospital beds, secluded alcoves and secret unglamorous hideaways that may no longer exist!

But we have lots of purchase options.

Did you know…

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!

Browse the complete Fosterical Library with ease, using the View All Titles link above. All titles available in paperback or digital format.

For The Ladies…

What’s this we hear about gender equality in entertainment? We’re not short on that, here at the Fosterical Library.

Did you know…

In both of Foster’s superhero novels Outsupered & Outsupered II, the world is left in the capable hands of superheroines? In his latest book Murder She Laughed, there’s no uneven share of feminine villainy? And even in his bestseller When Silence Was Golden, due credit is given to Mabel Normand, who it is argued, may have been entirely responsible for the Golden Age of Silent Comedy?

We love the ladies here at Fosterical. We love adventure, comedy, horror, thrills and mystery!

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!

Browse the complete Fosterical Library with ease, using the View All Titles link above. All titles available in paperback or digital format.

Something For Everybody

There are days when we just want to give everyone a big hug. Y’know?

The way we accomplish that is by including everyone in on the shenanigans, comedy, horror, mystery, thrills, adventure and nostalgia. We can’t claim to cover every subject under the sun, but we do guarantee a read you’ll never forget.

We constantly strive to get these titles on mainstream booklists and the like, but in the meantime, our click numbers are growing here on MMCD. We thank you for your few minutes browsing, and hopefully shopping, our range of titles. Our aim is to give you something good for our budget-friendly prices and other purchase options.

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Browse the complete Fosterical Library with ease, using the View All Titles link above. All titles available in paperback or digital format.

You Actually Look Way Cooler Than Usual Reading A Fosterical Book In Public…

You reddit right. Admit it, the only reason you do stuff in those “hip” coffee, brew & que houses that you could do way easier at home, is to be seen. We need to remind the outside world, sometimes on a daily basis, how too-cool-for-school we are.

We’ve done it. You’ve done it.

Well, the level above mere “coolness” is when you have an actual “mystique” going. That means, not only are you noticed, but people can’t tear their stares from you. They wonder what you’re thinking. Who you are. Why you've chosen their particular sphere to hang out in.

In other words – they can’t help obsessing over you. Think that doesn’t really happen? What about Monroe? Dean? Garbo? They’re not even IN THE ROOM anymore.

What better way to create instant mystique, than to be seen reading something that draws in onlookers like chum does sharks? That’s part of our mission here at Fosterical Laboratories.

The Fosterical Library offers you a whole range of curiosity-stoking reading matter to take with you into coffeeshops, restaurants, brewpubs, cyber cafes and other trend-crowd hangouts, and upstage the cool kids’ table. Each and every Fosterical book is basically a Mystique Starter Kit!

Plus, buying a Fosterical book is a win-win. You get premium literary entertainment, and Foster gets a little help with his hospital bills. And… buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. There are no wrong moves here. Start clicking!

Browse the complete Fosterical Library with ease, using the View All Titles link above. All titles available in paperback or digital format.