Wednesday, March 30, 2022

You've got to have priorities.

Variety may be the 'spice of life' but it all gets muddled and confusing if you leave it to chaos! You must choose which is the main course and which are the side dishes... Which are the appetizers and which is the dessert? Your personal library works in much the same way; what's light reading, and what is intensive? No matter how you categorize a Fosterical title, it will be memoriable. It just may be the one dish you go back to later for seconds. The style you try on over again, just because it was so much FUN the first time. You are a literary erudite — we admit it — no argument here, but something in your library has to quaify as a guilty pleasure... Something you indulge in, get comfy in your favorite chair with; the book that you save just for YOU. Take a browse of the entire Fosterical Collection. There are more titles to come, but we think you'll find something to whet your taste buds... a 'do' you'll warm up to.
They're right here, Beautiful; just click 'View All Titles' up there! Lock and load!
Rob Foster writes his works somewhere in the hills at the base of Sequoia National Forest. His latest title, The Big Jade Machine, is due out soon; the third volume of his informal 'Hollywood Trilogy' which includes Just Wrong and The Funniest Guy In The Casket.

Friday, March 4, 2022

Pick your spot!

What do you zero in on, thrills? Suspense? Horror? Or humor and shenanigan? It gets difficult to see straight with so many choices out there, but here at Fosterical, we're focused. We're connecting the dots and on-point... to bring you the next, and decisive, chapter of Foster's 'Hollywood Trilogy.' We'll reveal all, soon. In the meantime... you can get caught up on the first two... The first TWO parts of the entire body, that is... We mean, the boo... BOOKS. Available in paperback or e-reader for your Kindle, Nook, Android Reader App, even your phone! Make the call! The enjoyment is in your hands!



Oliver Akers thought he was the worst stand-up comic in Hollywood. That is until he saw the act of a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher… along with the rest of the Dillerbacher showbiz clan. It only gnawed at him more, that they got gigs despite being awful. Gig after gig after gig – they are so under-talented and over-rewarded, they'd p.o. the Pope. Even worse, Oliver suddenly finds himself on a relentless loop crossing their path! On a multi-state road trip yet. With his own career going south fast, Oliver must somehow pull his funny out of freefall to survive, physically and emotionally – especially when he stumbles onto the secret side mission of these horrible, but well-connected, performers, and becomes one of their targets.

And the original novel you'll never unread:


Ethan West just wants what everybody wants who struggles to succeed in Hollywood: a breakthrough, a hit – even a small one – that might change the trajectory of his years of frustration and heartbreak in the entertainment rat-race. To be in the loop! Like most, one too many bad breaks has him on the verge of throwing in the towel for good, but a chance encounter with a cult showbiz icon turns his world upside-down.

Suddenly Ethan and his tiny, loyal cadre of fellow hopefuls are shanghaied as crew on a movie-making "project" they'll never forget – if they can survive it – trapped in a jungle nightmare; armed only with video cameras and their theater brat wits; led by a fading, deranged, megalomaniac Hollywood director without a script or a grip on reality; in the path of lethal animals, rogue mercenaries and rampaging cannibals; and ordered to get it all in high-def!

As the production drifts further into surreal chaos, bloodlust and contrived 'reality,' Ethan realizes he must choose, either to follow an insane celebrity to certain doom, or possibly sacrifice his own friends to make it back to civilization – with or without a finished product in the can! Of course, it's a comedy!
Rob Foster's insanely funny novel 'JUST WRONG' will have you cringing on the floor with laughter, at a bizarre breed who will throw away friendships, morals, sense and dignity for an allusive, fleeting prize called fame.

Read in cozy pleasure and giddiness! And from all of us here at Fosterical Laboratories, Have a happy Spring between the covers!