Thursday, June 17, 2021

Hats off! ... ... To our most recent customers!

 


Yes, thank you... all of you who have taken the dare!

The dare to probe new reading horizons... to expose yourself to different literary experiences!

The Fosterical Realm of Roaringly Royal Reads (a.k.a. Rob's Amazon Page) is ready and willing to Wow Your Wonderzone with Wild and Wiley Writings! Just CLICK up there where it says View All Titles, OR the link just a few lines above this one, to begin the adventure!

Horror, Sci-Fi, Suspense, Mystery, and even outrageous Laughery awaits! Don't forget Superheroes... Pro Wrestlers... Comedic Icons of Yesteryear... everything you need to distract your depression and set free your senses!

All titles are available in paperback and e-reader (Kindle®, Nook®, Your preferred Reader App, etc.)

All are marked at reasonable fair market pricing (beware of third-party — ripoff — sellers!)

Shop & buy through AmazonSmile® and make a portion of your purchase a contribution to a favorite charity! It's all a WIN-WIN!

We can't wait to caress the majestic surface of your home bookshelf, and fill your readtime with ready enjoyment! 

Okayyyyyy... start CLICKING, you eager online master of mayhem! WE SALUTE YOU!!

Saturday, June 12, 2021

We know you're just barely keeping things going...

 

Life is tough. Responsibilities pile up... Relationships get complicated...

You wonder how some people handle it all.

Well... most of us don't have a mountain of money to fall back on, but you don't need one to own a personal literary oasis of sanity — that is, some Foster books in your library.

All you need are EYES to read, and a laughmaker under that precious nose to sooth the surrounding silence with house-rocking yocks of relaxing enjoyment! In both paperback and e-reader. CLICK HERE to see the full collection (with new titles coming). But here's a small sample.

Stop jumping through hoops to find some meaningful downtime. These tales will help you lower your... pressure level, down to your ankles. Um... TAKE A LOOK, shall you?




Oliver Akers thought he was the worst stand-up comic in Hollywood. That is until he saw the act of a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher… along with the rest of the Dillerbacher showbiz clan. It only gnawed at him more, that they got gigs despite being awful. Gig after gig after gig – they are so under-talented and over-rewarded, they'd p.o. the Pope. Even worse, Oliver suddenly finds himself on a relentless loop crossing their path! On a multi-state road trip yet. With his own career going south fast, Oliver must somehow pull his funny out of freefall to survive, physically and emotionally – especially when he stumbles onto the secret side mission of these horrible, but well-connected, performers, and becomes one of their targets.

And the original novel you'll never unread:


Ethan West just wants what everybody wants who struggles to succeed in Hollywood: a breakthrough, a hit – even a small one – that might change the trajectory of his years of frustration and heartbreak in the entertainment rat-race. To be in the loop! Like most, one too many bad breaks has him on the verge of throwing in the towel for good, but a chance encounter with a cult showbiz icon turns his world upside-down.

Suddenly Ethan and his tiny, loyal cadre of fellow hopefuls are shanghaied as crew on a movie-making "project" they'll never forget – if they can survive it – trapped in a jungle nightmare; armed only with video cameras and their theater brat wits; led by a fading, deranged, megalomaniac Hollywood director without a script or a grip on reality; in the path of lethal animals, rogue mercenaries and rampaging cannibals; and ordered to get it all in high-def!

As the production drifts further into surreal chaos, bloodlust and contrived 'reality,' Ethan realizes he must choose, either to follow an insane celebrity to certain doom, or possibly sacrifice his own friends to make it back to civilization – with or without a finished product in the can! Of course, it's a comedy!
Rob Foster's insanely funny novel 'JUST WRONG' will have you cringing on the floor with laughter, at a bizarre breed who will throw away friendships, morals, sense and dignity for an allusive, fleeting prize called fame.

Saturday, June 5, 2021

Still proceeding with caution?


The pandemic is definitely winding down (whew)... but you'd hardly know it by some people. Overly cautious? That's not a bad thing... but you do want to celebrate life a little, right?

Paranoia can destroy ya.

Why not expose yourself? Er... um... we mean as in, to some fresh air.

There's plenty to be scared of as it is... let us introduce you to some monsters to cozy up to:

The Fosterical Library of Wunnerful Winfalls o' Wellness awaits you, and just wants to love on ya. 

Mystery, horror, suspense, thrills... humor, nostalgia... even superheroes and pro-wrestlers are on deck, hoping to hurl you into the Halls of Healing. Sample a few of our wares below.

Or click View All Titles above, to see the whole collection (so far).

RETURN TO DUNWICH



Evil is reborn. Henry Armitage, grandson of the man who vanquished the cosmic anti-deity Yog Sothoth a century ago, finds himself at Miskatonic University, in search of the mysterious Necronomicon... after surveillance cameras at his own Boston College reveal their copy being stolen – by someone bearing an unnerving resemblance to historical descriptions of Wilbur Whateley, thought to be long dead. Armitage’s fears double, when he discovers a neo-satanic faction of the U.S. Military exists in an underground annex below Miskatonic. They have located the Sleeper of R’lyeh – Cthulhu – and plan to waken, and weaponize him, to pull mankind back to the dark age of ethereal galactic rule upon the Earth! Henry Armitage must prevent the redawning of an evil from beyond the cosmic veil, aided by a monster his grandfather battled, and a rogue group of Miskatonic faculty! Rob Foster creates a modern-day Lovecraftian nightmare – soaked in future technology and ancient blood. The rational and the incredible collide in unholy battle; a tale that will keep you awake, with the lights on – to the last word, which may not be the last.

MURDER SHE LAUGHED


This book will keep you up at night… unwilling to stop reading, desperately in need to find out who survives, who gets away with the vilest of acts, and who walks away without a whisper of suspicion. Or you’ll simply lie in bed, staring into the darkness… wondering, dreading, unable to find relief even in the privacy of your own thoughts. The terrors, manmade or otherwise, are relentless in a world where blood, and alliances no matter how loyal or grudging, are cheap. Whom can you trust when surrounded by strangers with unknown intentions? Or completely alone in a landscape of peril? How confident are you of your own resourcefulness amid a maze of killers? Long lost tales of the famous and infamous dubiously light the way to your escape, in this nerve-rattling anthology. Sherlock Holmes faces his own unending nightmare in 'The Sleeper Rises,' and the forever elusive Zodiac Killer resurfaces to solve, and keep hidden, his own identity in 'Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z'… plus other spine shivering tales of horrible revelation and mind-bending visions of mysteries past and future. Stay awake! Beware of what lurks just around that dark corner.

YOU CAN RUN


"They are beyond anything you can do... except run." – 'Henry' (last known words)

Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as "marchers." Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured.Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don't dwell upon the answer too deeply, the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent.

Plus, don't creep past Rob's latest — so funny it's scary:

Oliver Akers thought he was the worst stand-up comic in Hollywood. That is until he saw the act of a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher… along with the rest of the Dillerbacher showbiz clan. It only gnawed at him more, that they got gigs despite being awful. Gig after gig after gig – they are so under-talented and over-rewarded, they'd p.o. the Pope. Even worse, Oliver suddenly finds himself on a relentless loop crossing their path! On a multi-state road trip yet. With his own career going south fast, Oliver must somehow pull his funny out of freefall to survive, physically and emotionally – especially when he stumbles onto the secret side mission of these horrible, but well-connected, performers, and becomes one of their targets.

Rob Foster is the author of other well-reviewed novels in the humorous, science fiction and superhero genres. He lives and writes somewhere in the mysterious mountains of central California, near Sequoia National Forest.