NOW TWO PRIZES HAVE BEEN NABBED! Unpacked from the Fosterical Archives, we have a remaining 2 – count'em – 2 free gifts still up for grabs!
One could be yours! All you have to do is a teensy favor... Don't worry, it's easy as... well... it's darn easy, trust us! But it would also be muy appreciated!
Book reviews are more important to indy authors than one might think. More positive reviews mean greater exposure – which in turn means more readers! That, in turn, hopefully means more reviews, more purchases, more readers – you see that upward pattern?
That's exactly what we want here at The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics!
So here's the deal:
If you have already read one of Rob's fifteen – (yes, fifteen, we can hardly believe it ourselves) – available books... AND would be kind enough to go on that book's Amazon Page*... and rate the book (preferably high) on their 1-5 star scale, and even write a short review of that book (it can be one sentence, one word even... "stupendous," "original," "memorable," etc.)... then...
Send us a quick note telling us which book you reviewed... with permission to display your review on social media...
While they last, you can choose between these four items! We'll send it to you free!
ERNIE'S JOURNEYS
Paperback – Foster's thoughtful collection of essays on the life and media impact of iconic early television comedian Ernie Kovacs! Ernie's last night on Earth, musings on what might have come to pass had he enjoyed a full lifespan, what he'd make of modern advancements like the Internet, plus the surviving remnant of a proposed Kovacs stageplay.
OR
I'M ROB, AND SO ARE WE
Compact Disc – A rarity indeed! Inspired by the multi-voice comedy of comedians Jonathan Winters and Phil Hendrie, and the in-studio antics of The Firesign Theater, Rob produced this, his one and only Comedy CD! It is still in the original plastic – never played (which is no guarantee of its playback quality but we have it to give away!) 12 tracks. Approximately 45 minutes of funnery and enjoymentness! You want it – here's your chance to grab it! (Note: You will NOT find this item on Amazon – it's only available through this offer.)
We only have ONE of each in our possession, so act fast!
Already spoken for, are...
AMBROSE BIERCE, THE LAST STAND OF
Paperback – Foster's original 2-act stageplay first performed in 2001, with actor/musician Thomas Burks in the title-role. Rebel newsman, writer, iconoclast Ambrose Bierce hides out in a back bedroom of a Mexican brothel in bitter January of 1914, from what he believes is a Federalé lynch mob searching for him in the wake of ally Pancho Villa's capture. Instead, show up an old cohort newsman, and Bierce's cousin, a Calvinist minister, who try to persuade him to return home with them. What results is a verbal battle of wits between the Man of the Cloth, and the author of The Devil's Dictionary! The book also includes production photos, Director's notes, samples of actual local reviews, and a historical overview of Bierce's life. A great read!!
AND
PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION
Paperback – Foster grabs your funnybone and won't let go in this novelized 'sequel' to the Worst Movie Of All Time, "Plan 9 From Outer Space!" The menacing aliens are back to give it one more try; all your favorite annoying characters return – all written lovingly in the prose style of Edward D. Wood, Jr.
If you can't find the book's Amazon page, just click 'View All Titles' above (*or the link in this text, in the 6th paragraph) to be fast-tracked to it.
If you've never read one of Foster's books (shame on you), you can browse Rob's author page... all links above go to it... buy something, or read it free with your KindleUnlimited® membership... review it according to the above directions... and choose your free gift – if anything is left.
It's even easier than we've made it sound. Don't let details get in your way – start clicking.
Yes, with our (Rob's) enormous THANK YOU.
Read in resplendent health... and get your free stuff!
