Pull up your Big Girl Pants and enjoy reading something!

Aren't you tired of flapping your political gums yet?

Give it a rest. The world will still be here tomorrow, anxious for you to save it.

The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics may have a solution, droopy drawers! Are ya ready? It just may be what you need to escape those droning talkhead tones.

It’s not a masterpiece. Its source material was hardly one either. But there’s a reason it has hung around — people love it.

Unfortunately, Edward D. Wood Jr. wasn’t around long enough for his true fans to connect. Maybe they weren’t born yet.

At any rate, the sequel to his grand opus, Plan 9 From Outer Space has been recovered... As told to author Foster by a close, irrefutable(?) source. We now unleash it upon an unsuspecting world! Yes, can your heart stand the arrival of...

PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

From the darkest bowels of space, they come for the tenth and final time, on an ultimate mission of conquest and destruction! Can yet another band of brave humans, armed with just their wits and determination as Americans, turn back the horrible tide of invasion? The answer will amaze and surprise!

Written in the epic style of the master himself, Ed Wood... this is it – the Literary Event of the Year. Okay, maybe the season. Maybe the month. Would ya believe, the weekend?

And as usual, it's available in both paperback and e-reader. Priced to sell, to enjoy, to read and gift.

AmazonSmile® purchasers can make a part of their purchase price a gift to a favorite charity.

Some of Rob's other titles are available to read FREE, via your KindleUnlimited® membership!

And NOW... Amazon's Matchbook program allows you to purchase this title in paperback and receive a free e-reader copy for your device, or to gift a fellow reader!

Hey Perky!!

That got you perked up, did it? Alrighty! There’s nothing else about Bettie here, but an important message nonetheless!

The old selling points have been bully-pulpitted to exhaustion! Yes…

KindleUnlimited® members can read some digital titles FREE!

AmazonSmile® purchases allow a donation to your favorite causes!

All purchases provide the author a small royalty with which to address his mounting medical costs.

Yeah, yeah… we are confident you know all of these, to the point that you can recite them back to us. Well here’s a new one: You can do America a favor!

Students who cannot read proficiently by the end of 4th grade have a greater risk to end up in jail or on welfare. Reports show that the rate of low literacy in the United States directly costs the healthcare industry over $70 million every year. — www.dosomething.org

Wouldn’t you rather that money went toward something better? To rebuild our infrastructure? To feed and shelter our homeless? To care for our Veterans? Or even just stayed in our pockets?

It costs relatively little to hold onto that $70 Mil! Like, in some cases, just 99¢! Let’s see… 99¢, or $70 million…? What does 99¢ buy? Well if you have an e-reader device, it buys something fun and cool from the Fosterical Library O’ Modern Classics, that’s what. Paperbacks are all under $20. Click ‘View All Titles’ above and take a look.

Rob's books are great to gift that little potential felon in your family! Make America Read Again… or just make yourself or a loved one read, and enjoy! Help save your country’s wealth. And help Rob save his health. That even rhymes!

Have a fantastic day, you perky devil you!

Watch the skies!!

The Fosterical Library wishes to announce that our contest has been won – by loyal reader, J. Rankin, of California!

He has guessed – somewhat precisely – the nature of Rob's next book, forthcoming in March, and wins a free copy of said book, in paperback or e-reader format. His choice! Hold the butterscotch syrup.

PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Watch for it to appear on Amazon, and other fine online book retail sites. Stay tuned here to this blog for a direct link, to come!

In the meantime, enjoy the regular slew of goodreads from Fosterical Laboratories – click the link “View All Titles’ above, and browse ’till you drop!

KindleUnlimited® members can read some digital titles FREE!

AmazonSmile® purchases allow a donation to your favorite cause!

All your purchases provide the author a small royalty with which to address his mounting medical costs.

Give us a browse, shall you?

Is it worth your minute?

The Fosterical Library has some announcements that we hope are worth a minute you’ll never get back. A new title upcoming in a month or three, and a contest!

It’s rather simple, really – guess what the upcoming new title is, based on the above photo clue, be the first to produce a “correct enough” answer, and a free gift is yours! What’s the gift? Well… it’s a free copy of said new title, that’s what!

The only deadline is the date the project becomes available.

In the meantime, enjoy the regular slew of goodreads from Fosterical Laboratories – click the link “View All Titles’ above, and browse ’till you drop!

KindleUnlimited® members can read some digital titles free!

AmazonSmile® purchases allow a donation to your favorite cause!

All your purchases provide the author a small royalty with which to address his mounting medical costs.

Written with love, for YOU. Give us a browse, won’t you?

Don’t hide it!

You love thrills, adventure, suspense, mystery – all with a little satirical twist. And yes, semi-nudity. The Fosterical Library has just what you’re looking for!

Christmas brought joy, goodwill, and the obligatory family dining room brawl. The cops were called, and they sang great bass notes in those carols around the hearth, to a hearty cup o’ nog and grog… But now you need some quality wind-down time, and a good book (one or more of mine) is just the answer.

The New Year is just days away. Why not resolve to read more?

Order thru AmazonSmile® and make a donation to your favorite cause! Get, or renew, your KindleUnlimited® membership and read some of my titles for free!

Plus, don’t forget that new titles are on the way in 2018. Read in happiness and health!

No sales pitch today.

The Fosterical Library, and all of us here at Fosterical Laboratories wish you Season's Greetings, and hope of a Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas!

Your Lofty Reading Tastes...

While you climb the social ladder, sometimes you need a break. Not a leg, but a rest.

This really contrived message is to grab your... attention – Christmas is coming, fer cornsakes! I'm selling really neat stuff, and they make great gifts – for your favorite bookworm, or to keep for yourself!

Comedy, Sci-fi'ery, Horrory, Daring Adventury and Shenanigans of every stripe.

Superheroes are the in-thing, and I have a completely (kind'a) original batch, that satirize the genre while not skimping on the thrills, or a stunning underpinning of societal/political commentary! Plus, a good story, as they say. I dare you to read Outsupered, and its every-bit-as-good sequel Outsupered II, among great choices in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics!

Paperback and E-reader formats are available, and priced to move. Fun to browse, buy, gift, and even more fun to read!

Use AmazonSmile® to shop, and make a small portion of your purchase a gift to your favorite charity.

If it's a charity I disagree with, then stick it to me! I dare ya!

Want to read FREE? Use your KindleUnlimited membership – but I hope you'll like the book enough to get a permanent copy on your device.

My medical bills thank you. My New Year thanks you. And I thank you!