Thursday, February 1, 2018

Hey Perky!!


That got you perked up, did it? Alrighty! There’s nothing else about Bettie here, but an important message nonetheless!

The old selling points have been bully-pulpitted to exhaustion! Yes…

KindleUnlimited® members can read some digital titles FREE!

AmazonSmile® purchases allow a donation to your favorite causes!

All purchases provide the author a small royalty with which to address his mounting medical costs.

Yeah, yeah… we are confident you know all of these, to the point that you can recite them back to us. Well here’s a new one: You can do America a favor!

Students who cannot read proficiently by the end of 4th grade have a greater risk to end up in jail or on welfare. Reports show that the rate of low literacy in the United States directly costs the healthcare industry over $70 million every year. — www.dosomething.org

Wouldn’t you rather that money went toward something better? To rebuild our infrastructure? To feed and shelter our homeless? To care for our Veterans? Or even just stayed in our pockets?

It costs relatively little to hold onto that $70 Mil! Like, in some cases, just 99¢! Let’s see… 99¢, or $70 million…? What does 99¢ buy? Well if you have an e-reader device, it buys something fun and cool from the Fosterical Library O’ Modern Classics, that’s what. Paperbacks are all under $20. Click ‘View All Titles’ above and take a look.

Rob's books are great to gift that little potential felon in your family! Make America Read Again… or just make yourself or a loved one read, and enjoy! Help save your country’s wealth. And help Rob save his health. That even rhymes!

Have a fantastic day, you perky devil you!

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