You've tried the rest...

Now try the best, lest we jest.

Seriously, no media is as personal as a favorite book. You read, you remember, you return.

You can scan your bookshelf and bring a bucketful of memories tumbling down on you. Or lean the shelf too forward and need paramedics.

But one thing is certain – only that the adventure, the thrills, the joy, the laughter, the romance, the horror, the whatever-it-is... plays out on a unique stage, the theatre of your mind. The show, the story, the experience, is uniquely yours.

At the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics, we have a few stories you may want to see on that epic platform. It costs very little, if anything at all, to make them uniquely yours!

Laughs, chills, sci-fi thrills, and stunning commentary; and you can help out others with your purchase – a favorite charity, and me with my staggering medical costs.

AmazonSmile® let's you stick it to Rob's politics with a donation to a charity you know he'd poo-poo. Or just help a fave charity despite what anyone thinks.

We promote freedom of thought, here!

Matchbook® gives you a free (or reduced price) digital copy of your purchase for your – or a pal's – e-reader.

KindleUnlimited® membership lets you read stuff free!

Browse, buy, read, enjoy, pillage, plunder, stink up the place with reading pleasure!

Sometimes you have to pause and think...

You need a book that will stick with you after the final page is read. A book you can't unread.

Anything else is just not right. You need to read Just Wrong, A Novel About Hollywood.

Along with everything else in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics, it's the icing on the cake of your Spring Reading List!

It's your ticket to shenanigans you cannot forget, no matter how hard you try. Hollywood can't ignore it much longer!

Remember, you can stick it to Rob by using AmazonSmile® to donate to a charity that will get revenge on him for writing this!

You can get a free/reduced price copy for your e-reader with Matchbook®!

You can use your KindleUnlimited® membership to read it, and other Foster titles, FREE!

What are you waiting for? We already told you how to get it free!

Happy Reading, you.

Got Some Great Reading On Your Mind?

Need I even mention The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics?

Adventury, Thrillery, Comedicness, Suspensiosity – you'll have plenty to ponder, and more!

Update your Spring Reading List with hilarious novels: Just Wrong, Plan 10... Scary tomes like You Can Run and No Exit... Comedy collections like Ernie's Journeys and When Silence Was Golden... Stage shenanigans like Just Lovely, Ambrose Bierce, and How To Assemble A Whale... Or superheroics and derring-do like in Outsupered I & II...

I've written so much stuff, my fingers are bleeding, and my brain hurts, and I have medical bills. Take a browse, by clicking 'View All Titles' above, shall you?

Help out a favorite charity along the way by shopping with AmazonSmile®!

Gift someone (or yourself) with a free/price-reduced digital copy, with Matchbook®!

Heck, read it free, with a KindleUnlimited® membership!

Whatever ya do... thanks fer listenin'. Have a wunnerful day, you!

Still waiting for the bookmobile?

Why? The books you need to get your mits on are right here, at the stroke of a key!

The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics is open 24/7... every title is available in paperback (for you stubborn tangible book folks) and e-reader format (for you compooter-age peeps).

You can even help out a favorite charity with your purchase, by browsing on AmazonSmile®. Don't like my politics? Stick it to me by making a donation to a charity you think I'd get all indignant-n-shit about. Or choose your own online bookseller – you'll find my titles there too!

You can use Matchbook® to obtain a free, or reduced-price, digital copy of whatever paperback you buy at full price. Gift it to one of your pals with an e-reader, or just keep it to take along on some long journey to your happy place!

You can use your KindleUnlimited® membership to read stuff free, and decide later if you want a permanent copy. I hope ya do!

There's tons of options!

But I guarantee you'll find something here to whet your literary appetite, and your only option will be to read it to the last page... You'll want more!

Take my challenge. Browse, buy, read, gift, share... it's all good.

Have a splendid day!

Whadda ya mean yer too 'old-fashioned' for an e-reader?

That's a load o' hooey, buster!

So you don't want to shell out the cash (anywhere from $50 to $200) for another gadget, just to read a book? Well... OK, that's a legit argument. A Kindle® or Nook® sound fun, but it's really just loading yourself down even further with another computerized learning curve...

Fair enough. BUT...

Did you know there are FREE E-reader Apps that work just like those gadgets, for your computer or tablet? Hey, even your phone!! You're here on social media, so you obviously already have – and are familiar with – one of those.

Here's a quick link to a list of FREE e-reader applications... all FREE, without a penny of outlay.

There's no excuse now.

You can enjoy one (or more, or all) of my books on the device you're staring at, as you read this.

Plus all the usual neato stuff: AmazonSmile® lets you help your favorite charity with your purchase total. A KindleUnlimited® membership allows you to read FREE! Matchbook® gives you an e-reader version (free, or at a reduced price) of whatever paperback you purchase at retail price, to take it with you anywhere, or gift a friend you think would love that book too!

Click 'View All Titles' above, under the main heading, to hook up to my Auther's Page! Browse, buy, read, gift, enjoy life!

Pull up your Big Girl Pants and enjoy reading something!

Aren't you tired of flapping your political gums yet?

Give it a rest. The world will still be here tomorrow, anxious for you to save it.

The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics may have a solution, droopy drawers! Are ya ready? It just may be what you need to escape those droning talkhead tones.

It’s not a masterpiece. Its source material was hardly one either. But there’s a reason it has hung around — people love it.

Unfortunately, Edward D. Wood Jr. wasn’t around long enough for his true fans to connect. Maybe they weren’t born yet.

At any rate, the sequel to his grand opus, Plan 9 From Outer Space has been recovered... As told to author Foster by a close, irrefutable(?) source. We now unleash it upon an unsuspecting world! Yes, can your heart stand the arrival of...

PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

From the darkest bowels of space, they come for the tenth and final time, on an ultimate mission of conquest and destruction! Can yet another band of brave humans, armed with just their wits and determination as Americans, turn back the horrible tide of invasion? The answer will amaze and surprise!

Written in the epic style of the master himself, Ed Wood... this is it – the Literary Event of the Year. Okay, maybe the season. Maybe the month. Would ya believe, the weekend?

And as usual, it's available in both paperback and e-reader. Priced to sell, to enjoy, to read and gift.

AmazonSmile® purchasers can make a part of their purchase price a gift to a favorite charity.

Some of Rob's other titles are available to read FREE, via your KindleUnlimited® membership!

And NOW... Amazon's Matchbook program allows you to purchase this title in paperback and receive a free e-reader copy for your device, or to gift a fellow reader!

Hey Perky!!

That got you perked up, did it? Alrighty! There’s nothing else about Bettie here, but an important message nonetheless!

The old selling points have been bully-pulpitted to exhaustion! Yes…

KindleUnlimited® members can read some digital titles FREE!

AmazonSmile® purchases allow a donation to your favorite causes!

All purchases provide the author a small royalty with which to address his mounting medical costs.

Yeah, yeah… we are confident you know all of these, to the point that you can recite them back to us. Well here’s a new one: You can do America a favor!

Students who cannot read proficiently by the end of 4th grade have a greater risk to end up in jail or on welfare. Reports show that the rate of low literacy in the United States directly costs the healthcare industry over $70 million every year. — www.dosomething.org

Wouldn’t you rather that money went toward something better? To rebuild our infrastructure? To feed and shelter our homeless? To care for our Veterans? Or even just stayed in our pockets?

It costs relatively little to hold onto that $70 Mil! Like, in some cases, just 99¢! Let’s see… 99¢, or $70 million…? What does 99¢ buy? Well if you have an e-reader device, it buys something fun and cool from the Fosterical Library O’ Modern Classics, that’s what. Paperbacks are all under $20. Click ‘View All Titles’ above and take a look.

Rob's books are great to gift that little potential felon in your family! Make America Read Again… or just make yourself or a loved one read, and enjoy! Help save your country’s wealth. And help Rob save his health. That even rhymes!

Have a fantastic day, you perky devil you!