You want a book that turns you on.

C'mon, babe, admit you want it.

You're tired of the same old tropes and clichés. You've read 'em all, a hundred times.

You've heard all the usual 'critics' scream and gush about some 'bestseller,' then shelled out your hard-earned bucks to buy it and belong to the 'cool kids' bookclub, only to find yourself stuck with another well-designed piece of shelf-filler.

It was interesting, until about halfway through the second chapter.

You want a book that makes you drip, with excitement, to get the workday finished so you can rush home and jump back into bed with it!

Well, we think we have a few of those, waiting to pleasure you, in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics. Browse if you dare, by clicking 'View All Titles' above. You'll be pulled into the arms of a unique and articulate orgy of hot reads. Some you'll want again, and again.

Well they're not pricey. And buying one gives the author a little chedda-cheez to help with his medical bills. You like to help, right?

What are you waiting for, gorgeous!! Let's go somewhere and CLICK! Right now.

Get in on the party. It's just the two of us. You, and the book you buy and, we promise, enjoy!

There's no Fosterical Library in Hell.

You've got an important decision to make.

You can spend all winter long searching for a book that entertains and inspires you – wasting your hard-earned money on some 'bestseller' based solely on the author's marquee value, or scouring for an esoteric title that makes you wonder if the book inside might be mildly interesting...

Or you can simply click 'View All Titles' above and visit the bookstop you won't encounter on any well-worn predictable path; Rob Foster's Author Page, also known as The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics.

There's horrorage, science fictionery, mysteriousity, suspencery and tons of satirality and laughulescence.

Titles to keep you up all night, like...
MURDER SHE LAUGHED
NO EXIT
YOU CAN RUN
and
PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

Even Superhero genre fiction...
OUTSUPERED, OR I SAVED THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CAPE
and
OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS

Intriguing stage works...
AMBROSE BIERCE, THE LAST STAND OF
MR. BRUCE, DO YOU SWEAR?
JUST LOVELY
8 SHORT PLAYS THAT SCIENTIFICALLY DISPROVE THE EXISTENCE OF LOVE
and the Jack The Ripper mystery 26 HIGH STREET

Plus Foster's riotous novels...
THEIR MONEY'S WORTH
and the legendarily outrageous JUST WRONG, A NOVEL ABOUT HOLLYWOOD

It's guaranteed; you've got to read them! One or more will become your newest favorite.

Heat up your winter with the most unique reads you'll ever wish you'd found over the summer!

Click, browse, buy, enjoy! All titles available in paperback and digital format for your e-reader. Priced to move – no selling of one's soul necessary.

Make part of your purchase total a donation to a favorite charity with AmazonSmile®.

Gift a pal who has an e-reader, with a copy of whichever book you choose, with Amazon Matchbook®.

Read on! Let not your heart be troubled. Enjoyment awaits.

No cavities, no weight gain, no diabetes...

All the sweet.

If you're a book lover, especially of those by indie authors, the Fosterical Library has a spare goody-bag waiting for you!

Halloween is over for another year, but the lack of exciting reading on the bestseller list is scary.

And the prices? Sometimes when shopping for a good book online, you feel like you've opened your door to an encyclopedia salesman... and he only has one volume!

Rob Foster has turned his eclectic tastes in subject matter and his slightly mad sense of humor into a uniquely exciting collection of books that guarantee at least one will land on your favorite list.

Get your Winter Reading List warmed up, with laughs, thrills, shocks, and can't-put-it-down suspense and intrigue.

Click on 'View All Titles' above, for a quick route to Foster's author page, and browse & buy with ease.

Your meager purchase cost, which can be portioned into a donation to a favorite charity via AmazonSmile®, goes to help Foster with his mounting medical bills... While he keeps churning out the indie-literary goodness for your entertainment, edification and enlightenment.

We appreciate every click.

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Thanks.