Thursday, April 16, 2020

Welcome To Adventure!


And we mean the epic, the thrilling, the terrifying, the hilarious, the most satisfying!

Click HERE, for an open door to the amazing Fosterical Library (Rob's Author Page).

At first you may think Foster an unfocused but prolific conjurer of words, a loose cannon of literatti, a book writing rogue of riff-raff readery.

The truth? He's all those. But he pours out every drop of his author's passion onto every page. His occasionally typo-ridden tapestries of triumphal tales will have you tipping your top at the tremendous treasure trove of total tomfoolery and trippy terrificness.

RETURN TO DUNWICH


Evil is reborn. Henry Armitage, grandson of the man who vanquished the cosmic anti-deity Yog Sothoth a century ago, finds himself at Miskatonic University, in search of the mysterious Necronomicon... after surveillance cameras at his own Boston College reveal their copy being stolen – by someone bearing an unnerving resemblance to historical descriptions of Wilbur Whateley, thought to be long dead. Armitage’s fears double, when he discovers a neo-satanic faction of the U.S. Military exists in an underground annex below Miskatonic. They have located the Sleeper of R’lyeh – Cthulhu – and plan to waken, and weaponize him, to pull mankind back to the dark age of ethereal galactic rule upon the Earth! Henry Armitage must prevent the redawning of an evil from beyond the cosmic veil, aided by a monster his grandfather battled, and a rogue group of Miskatonic faculty! Rob Foster creates a modern-day Lovecraftian nightmare – soaked in future technology and ancient blood. The rational and the incredible collide in unholy battle; a tale that will keep you awake, with the lights on – to the last word, which may or may not be.

MURDER SHE LAUGHED


This book will keep you up at night… unwilling to stop reading, desperately in need to find out who survives, who gets away with the vilest of acts, and who walks away without a whisper of suspicion. Or you’ll simply lie in bed, staring into the darkness… wondering, dreading, unable to find relief even in the privacy of your own thoughts. The terrors, manmade or otherwise, are relentless in a world where blood, and alliances no matter how loyal or grudging, are cheap. Whom can you trust when surrounded by strangers with unknown intentions? Or completely alone in a landscape of peril? How confident are you of your own resourcefulness amid a maze of killers? Long lost tales of the famous and infamous dubiously light the way to your escape, in this nerve-rattling anthology. Sherlock Holmes faces his own unending nightmare in 'The Sleeper Rises,' and the forever elusive Zodiac Killer resurfaces to solve, and keep hidden, his own identity in 'Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z'… plus other spine shivering tales of horrible revelation and mind-bending visions of mysteries past and future. Stay awake! Beware of what lurks just around that dark corner.

YOU CAN RUN


"They are beyond anything you can do... except run." – 'Henry'
(last known words)

Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as "marchers." Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured.Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don't dwell upon the answer too deeply, the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent.

Rob Foster is the author of other well-reviewed novels in the humorous, science fiction and superhero genres. He lives and writes in the mysterious mountains of central California, near Sequoia National Forest.

Or perhaps you're in need of a good laugh, with a slightly fiendish funnybone? How about:

JUST WRONG


Ethan West just wants what everybody wants who struggles to succeed in Hollywood: a breakthrough, a hit – even a small one – that might change the trajectory of his years of frustration and heartbreak in the entertainment rat-race. To be in the loop! Like most, one too many bad breaks has him on the verge of throwing in the towel for good, but a chance encounter with a cult showbiz icon turns his world upside-down.

Suddenly Ethan and his tiny, loyal cadre of fellow hopefuls are shanghaied as crew on a movie-making "project" they'll never forget – if they can survive it – trapped in a jungle nightmare; armed only with video cameras and their theater brat wits; led by a fading, deranged, megalomaniac Hollywood director without a script or a grip on reality; in the path of lethal animals, rogue mercenaries and rampaging cannibals; and ordered to get it all in high-def!

As the production drifts further into surreal chaos, bloodlust and contrived 'reality,' Ethan realizes he must choose, either to follow an insane celebrity to certain doom, or possibly sacrifice his own friends to make it back to civilization – with or without a finished product in the can! Of course, it's a comedy!

Rob Foster's insanely funny novel 'JUST WRONG' will have you cringing on the floor with laughter, at a bizarre breed who will throw away friendships, morals, sense and dignity for an allusive, fleeting prize called fame.

There's also...


PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE


and... for you Rasslin' fans...


THEIR MONEY'S WORTH

Tons of cool purchase options and reader-magnet pricing make shopping a breeze, a lazy shopper's delight. All titles available in paperback and e-book.

AmazonSmile: make your purchase a benefit to a charity.

KindleUnlimited: read stuff FREE before purchasing.

Matchbook: gift a pal with the same book for free, or at a reduced cost.

Buy: give Rob a modest royalty to help address his medical costs and keep writing these epic reads.

All good, all one! Namaste.

Now onward! Hop aboard and don't forget the popcorn!

Thursday, April 9, 2020

Dear Fosterical, Mama needs exciting books for story time.


If you have a talking cat – especially one that writes letters – you likely aren't bored very often.

But if you don't have one, you can still get through this unprecedented time of solitude and self-reflection during the breaks, with one, or more, or all (they aren't that pricey) of Rob's books.

Click 'View All Titles' above... or if you're bored, just click HERE.

Your next stop, The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics (a.k.a. Rob's Amazon Author page).

Pick a winner, instead of your nose. It's easy, they're ALL winners.

Plus all the usual stuff; AmazonSmile®: Help a charity – Matchbook®; gift a chum – KindleUnlimited®; read it FREE! And your purchase adds modestly to Rob's medical care funds. Keep him alive, and writing!

Cheers.

Thursday, April 2, 2020

You can still find great reading in a toxic world.


Don't be afraid to get on your feet, and search a little.

You like horror, suspense, thrills, terror and general mayhem to read late at night under the blankets? Check out:

RETURN TO DUNWICH


Evil is reborn. Henry Armitage, grandson of the man who vanquished the cosmic anti-deity Yog Sothoth a century ago, finds himself at Miskatonic University, in search of the mysterious Necronomicon... after surveillance cameras at his own Boston College reveal their copy being stolen – by someone bearing an unnerving resemblance to historical descriptions of Wilbur Whateley, thought to be long dead. Armitage’s fears double, when he discovers a neo-satanic faction of the U.S. Military exists in an underground annex below Miskatonic. They have located the Sleeper of R’lyeh – Cthulhu – and plan to waken, and weaponize him, to pull mankind back to the dark age of ethereal galactic rule upon the Earth! Henry Armitage must prevent the redawning of an evil from beyond the cosmic veil, aided by a monster his grandfather battled, and a rogue group of Miskatonic faculty! Rob Foster creates a modern-day Lovecraftian nightmare – soaked in future technology and ancient blood. The rational and the incredible collide in unholy battle; a tale that will keep you awake, with the lights on – to the last word, which may or may not be.

MURDER SHE LAUGHED


This book will keep you up at night… unwilling to stop reading, desperately in need to find out who survives, who gets away with the vilest of acts, and who walks away without a whisper of suspicion. Or you’ll simply lie in bed, staring into the darkness… wondering, dreading, unable to find relief even in the privacy of your own thoughts. The terrors, manmade or otherwise, are relentless in a world where blood, and alliances no matter how loyal or grudging, are cheap. Whom can you trust when surrounded by strangers with unknown intentions? Or completely alone in a landscape of peril? How confident are you of your own resourcefulness amid a maze of killers? Long lost tales of the famous and infamous dubiously light the way to your escape, in this nerve-rattling anthology. Sherlock Holmes faces his own unending nightmare in 'The Sleeper Rises,' and the forever elusive Zodiac Killer resurfaces to solve, and keep hidden, his own identity in 'Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z'… plus other spine shivering tales of horrible revelation and mind-bending visions of mysteries past and future. Stay awake! Beware of what lurks just around that dark corner.

YOU CAN RUN


"They are beyond anything you can do... except run." – 'Henry'
(last known words)

Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as "marchers." Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured.Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don't dwell upon the answer too deeply, the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent.

Rob Foster is the author of other well-reviewed novels in the humorous, science fiction and superhero genres. He lives and writes in the mysterious mountains of central California, near Sequoia National Forest.

Or perhaps you're in need of a good laugh, with a slightly fiendish funnybone? How about:

JUST WRONG


Ethan West just wants what everybody wants who struggles to succeed in Hollywood: a breakthrough, a hit – even a small one – that might change the trajectory of his years of frustration and heartbreak in the entertainment rat-race. To be in the loop! Like most, one too many bad breaks has him on the verge of throwing in the towel for good, but a chance encounter with a cult showbiz icon turns his world upside-down.

Suddenly Ethan and his tiny, loyal cadre of fellow hopefuls are shanghaied as crew on a movie-making "project" they'll never forget – if they can survive it – trapped in a jungle nightmare; armed only with video cameras and their theater brat wits; led by a fading, deranged, megalomaniac Hollywood director without a script or a grip on reality; in the path of lethal animals, rogue mercenaries and rampaging cannibals; and ordered to get it all in high-def!

As the production drifts further into surreal chaos, bloodlust and contrived 'reality,' Ethan realizes he must choose, either to follow an insane celebrity to certain doom, or possibly sacrifice his own friends to make it back to civilization – with or without a finished product in the can! Of course, it's a comedy!

Rob Foster's insanely funny novel 'JUST WRONG' will have you cringing on the floor with laughter, at a bizarre breed who will throw away friendships, morals, sense and dignity for an allusive, fleeting prize called fame.

There's also...


PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE


and... for you Rasslin' fans...


THEIR MONEY'S WORTH

AND EVEN MORE GREAT READS waiting for you, with just a click! All available in both paperback and e-book! Giftable with Amazon Matchbook! Readable FREE with your KindleUnlimited membership! Ready to help your favorite charity with AmazonSmile if you wish!

Plus your purchase provides a humble royalty with which Rob (the author) can address his medical costs. Be a pal! You intrepid post-apocalyptic erudite, you! Click away!



Friday, March 27, 2020

Smile!


We have whatever of life is still ahead of us.

Having survived this far, my goals are few, but monumental. Paying larger than ever medical bills. Finishing the remaining book projects on my plate. Making them as available, and accessible, as possible.

Every day is a gift, and I'm paying it forward via literary anarchy. Here's what I have planned for your browsing – and hopefully buying and reading – pleasure in 2020 and beyond:

THE FUNNIEST GUY IN THE CASKET
Oliver Akers thought he was the worst stand-up comic in Hollywood. That is, until he saw the act of a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher… along with the rest of the Dillerbacher showbiz clan. What's worse, they get gigs despite being awful. Gig after gig after gig – they are so anti-talented and over-rewarded, they'd piss off the Pope. Worse, Oliver suddenly finds himself on a relentless loop crossing their path! On a multi-state roadtrip yet. With his own career going south fast, Oliver must somehow pull his funny out of freefall to survive, physically and emotionally – especially when he stumbles onto the secret side mission of these horrible, but well-connected, performers, and becomes one of their targets.

Soon available in paperback or e-reader!

Well... you know the rest –
All of Amazon's great purchasing options like AmazonSmile® (donate to a fave charity).
And Matchbook® (gift an e-reader owning friend with the the same book you just bought, free or at a reduced price).

You know your purchase creates a modest royalty with which Rob can face his medical bills, right?

You know by clicking 'View All Titles' up there, it takes you directly to the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics (Foster's Amazon Author Page), right?

You'll find a treasure trove of great reads like
RETURN TO DUNWICH
THEIR MONEY'S WORTH
MURDER SHE LAUGHED
YOU CAN RUN
and MORE!

What are you waiting for, Clickmeister!!

Monday, March 16, 2020

Choose wisely.


Kooked up at home and going kookoo?

So much to read, and you've never had this much time on your hands. And now you realize you don't know where to start?

Well, the answer is simple where to begin – and end. With Fosterical, of course!

Click 'View All Titles' and enter in to your next favorite book – the one you'll keep hidden for yourself, to re-read over and over at your literary leisure: The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics (a.k.a. Rob's Amazon author page.)

Venture into great reads that include thrills, suspense, horror, intrigue, mystery, action, romance, science-fiction, nostalgia, laughs! You love 'em! We got 'em!

All titles available in paperback and e-reader.
Favor a charity with AmazonSmile®.
Read it FREE with KindleUnlimited®.
Gift a friend with Amazon Matchbook®.

Or just shop for yourself – since you'll be awhile, and nothin' is too pricey.

Plus your purchase provides a modest royalty to aid Rob in addressing his medical and other expenses. It's a win-win! Be a pal, and help an indie author out, why don't ya!

It's all good.

Read in splendour and satisfaction.

Monday, March 9, 2020

Stop being friendzoned!


How many of today's 'Top Authors' have personally stopped to thank you for making them rich enough to ignore you? NONE of them.

You heard about their 'hot read,' and plopped down... what; $10? $20? $30? For a book you didn't finish, but have to be seen on your shelf by the materialistic snobs you entertain?

Yeah, some tough love here.

Come out of that self-imposed subservient shell, and be YOU. You want a book that rocks your world before it's tentatively confined to that readerless shelf. 'Tentatively' because you know you'll pluck it down to read again!

Well those are the kind of books Rob Foster writes; books that pester your thoughts, that challenge you to re-read. Books you can't unread. That haunt you to keep pondering. Books that compel you.

A BOOK (and an author) THAT DOESN'T LEAD YOU ON, THEN ABANDON YOU.

Take a browse at:

RETURN TO DUNWICH


Evil is reborn. Henry Armitage, grandson of the man who vanquished the cosmic anti-deity Yog Sothoth a century ago, finds himself at Miskatonic University, in search of the mysterious Necronomicon... after surveillance cameras at his own Boston College reveal their copy being stolen – by someone bearing an unnerving resemblance to historical descriptions of Wilbur Whateley, thought to be long dead. Armitage’s fears double, when he discovers a neo-satanic faction of the U.S. Military exists in an underground annex below Miskatonic. They have located the Sleeper of R’lyeh – Cthulhu – and plan to waken, and weaponize him, to pull mankind back to the dark age of ethereal galactic rule upon the Earth! Henry Armitage must prevent the redawning of an evil from beyond the cosmic veil, aided by a monster his grandfather battled, and a rogue group of Miskatonic faculty! Rob Foster creates a modern-day Lovecraftian nightmare – soaked in future technology and ancient blood. The rational and the incredible collide in unholy battle; a tale that will keep you awake, with the lights on – to the last word, which may or may not be.

MURDER SHE LAUGHED


This book will keep you up at night… unwilling to stop reading, desperately in need to find out who survives, who gets away with the vilest of acts, and who walks away without a whisper of suspicion. Or you’ll simply lie in bed, staring into the darkness… wondering, dreading, unable to find relief even in the privacy of your own thoughts. The terrors, manmade or otherwise, are relentless in a world where blood, and alliances no matter how loyal or grudging, are cheap. Whom can you trust when surrounded by strangers with unknown intentions? Or completely alone in a landscape of peril? How confident are you of your own resourcefulness amid a maze of killers? Long lost tales of the famous and infamous dubiously light the way to your escape, in this nerve-rattling anthology. Sherlock Holmes faces his own unending nightmare in 'The Sleeper Rises,' and the forever elusive Zodiac Killer resurfaces to solve, and keep hidden, his own identity in 'Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z'… plus other spine shivering tales of horrible revelation and mind-bending visions of mysteries past and future. Stay awake! Beware of what lurks just around that dark corner.

YOU CAN RUN


"They are beyond anything you can do... except run." – 'Henry' (last known words)Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as "marchers." Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured.Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don't dwell upon the answer too deeply, the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent.

Those are just 3 of what's in store in the Fosterical Library. Not for the faint of heart. Read at your own risk – and not to children. These stories may make YOU want your Mama before dawn!

All titles available in paperback or digital format.
Help a fave charity with your purchase using AmazonSmile®.
Read FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership.
Gift an e-reading friend with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®.

Read in health and safety!

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Have you heard?


Rob Foster is a writing fool! He has 19 titles and counting — and he's nowhere near finished cranking out fantastic readery!

Take a look! All necessary links provided.

THE FOSTERICAL LIBRARY
https://www.pinterest.com/robmfoster/the-fosterical-library/

OR... just click View All Titles above!

There's lots of great purchasing options.

All titles available in paperback and e-book
Favor your favorite charity via your purchase with AmazonSmile®
Read it FREE with your KindleUnlimited® membership
Gift an e-reader pal with the same book via Amazon Matchbook®
And so much more!

Action, Thrills, Laughs, Horror, Sci-fi shenanigans. With a little romance and satire thrown in for good measure. Foster is a versatile wordsmith, and writing epic, sensational stories is how he copes with a life weighed down with medical baggage. Have fun, browse, buy, gift... and help a dude out, won't you.

READ IN RESPLENDENT HEALTH.