Smile!

We have whatever of life is still ahead of us.

Having survived this far, my goals are few, but monumental. Paying larger than ever medical bills. Finishing the remaining book projects on my plate. Making them as available, and accessible, as possible.

Every day is a gift, and I'm paying it forward via literary anarchy. Here's what I have planned for your browsing – and hopefully buying and reading – pleasure in 2020 and beyond:

THE FUNNIEST GUY IN THE CASKET
Oliver Akers thought he was the worst stand-up comic in Hollywood. That is, until he saw the act of a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher… along with the rest of the Dillerbacher showbiz clan. What's worse, they get gigs despite being awful. Gig after gig after gig – they are so anti-talented and over-rewarded, they'd piss off the Pope. Worse, Oliver suddenly finds himself on a relentless loop crossing their path! On a multi-state roadtrip yet. With his own career going south fast, Oliver must somehow pull his funny out of freefall to survive, physically and emotionally – especially when he stumbles onto the secret side mission of these horrible, but well-connected, performers, and becomes one of their targets.

Soon available in paperback or e-reader!

Well... you know the rest –
All of Amazon's great purchasing options like AmazonSmile® (donate to a fave charity).
And Matchbook® (gift an e-reader owning friend with the the same book you just bought, free or at a reduced price).

You know your purchase creates a modest royalty with which Rob can face his medical bills, right?

You know by clicking 'View All Titles' up there, it takes you directly to the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics (Foster's Amazon Author Page), right?

You'll find a treasure trove of great reads like
RETURN TO DUNWICH
THEIR MONEY'S WORTH
MURDER SHE LAUGHED
YOU CAN RUN
and MORE!

What are you waiting for, Clickmeister!!