Thursday, February 27, 2020

Have you heard?


Rob Foster is a writing fool! He has 19 titles and counting — and he's nowhere near finished cranking out fantastic readery!

Take a look! All necessary links provided.

THE FOSTERICAL LIBRARY
https://www.pinterest.com/robmfoster/the-fosterical-library/

OR... just click View All Titles above!

There's lots of great purchasing options.

All titles available in paperback and e-book
Favor your favorite charity via your purchase with AmazonSmile®
Read it FREE with your KindleUnlimited® membership
Gift an e-reader pal with the same book via Amazon Matchbook®
And so much more!

Action, Thrills, Laughs, Horror, Sci-fi shenanigans. With a little romance and satire thrown in for good measure. Foster is a versatile wordsmith, and writing epic, sensational stories is how he copes with a life weighed down with medical baggage. Have fun, browse, buy, gift... and help a dude out, won't you.

READ IN RESPLENDENT HEALTH.

Tuesday, February 18, 2020

Tired of horrible 'bestsellers' making you feel like a cartoon?


You need a visit to the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics (Rob Foster's Author Page).

It's drawn clearly, and just that simple.

Toss down those 1,000-page time-wasters in which nothing happens. If nothing happens by page 999, trust us, nothing is GOING to.

You want thrillery, suspensery, horroriousness, laugherage, comedery, shockocity; a literary roller coaster ride on Book Mountain.

Buy your ticket here!

There's
RETURN TO DUNWICH
MURDER SHE LAUGHED
THEIR MONEY'S WORTH
YOU CAN RUN
NO EXIT
OUTSUPERED I & II
PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE
JUST WRONG

and other great reads you won't want to unread!

You'll want more... and believe us, Rob is working to answer that charge! Writing wild and wonderful tales is what takes his fevered mind off of his other medical issues.

All titles are available in both paperback and digital e-reader format. You can help a favorite charity when buying with AmazonSmile®! You can gift an e-reading pal with the same book you purchase with Amazon Matchbook! You can read it FREE with your KindleUnlimited® membership! Either way, you're helping Rob out with his medical costs – with that meager royalty.

In exchange, you get the most outrageously entertaining readables to own and enjoy! It's a win-win-win!

"Let me make mad passionate literacy to you." – Rob Foster

Wednesday, February 12, 2020

You're part of the Cool Crowd, huh?


So you're that higher class of reader, are you? The connoisseur of "fine literature" – the erudite consumer of quality readables, edifying your special mind with literary loftiness.

Paly, does the Fosterical Library (Rob's Amazon Author Page) have some surprises for you!

You like horror, suspense, thrills, terror and general mayhem to read late at night under the blankets? Check out:

RETURN TO DUNWICH


Evil is reborn. Henry Armitage, grandson of the man who vanquished the cosmic anti-deity Yog Sothoth a century ago, finds himself at Miskatonic University, in search of the mysterious Necronomicon... after surveillance cameras at his own Boston College reveal their copy being stolen – by someone bearing an unnerving resemblance to historical descriptions of Wilbur Whateley, thought to be long dead. Armitage’s fears double, when he discovers a neo-satanic faction of the U.S. Military exists in an underground annex below Miskatonic. They have located the Sleeper of R’lyeh – Cthulhu – and plan to waken, and weaponize him, to pull mankind back to the dark age of ethereal galactic rule upon the Earth! Henry Armitage must prevent the redawning of an evil from beyond the cosmic veil, aided by a monster his grandfather battled, and a rogue group of Miskatonic faculty! Rob Foster creates a modern-day Lovecraftian nightmare – soaked in future technology and ancient blood. The rational and the incredible collide in unholy battle; a tale that will keep you awake, with the lights on – to the last word, which may or may not be.

MURDER SHE LAUGHED


This book will keep you up at night… unwilling to stop reading, desperately in need to find out who survives, who gets away with the vilest of acts, and who walks away without a whisper of suspicion. Or you’ll simply lie in bed, staring into the darkness… wondering, dreading, unable to find relief even in the privacy of your own thoughts. The terrors, manmade or otherwise, are relentless in a world where blood, and alliances no matter how loyal or grudging, are cheap. Whom can you trust when surrounded by strangers with unknown intentions? Or completely alone in a landscape of peril? How confident are you of your own resourcefulness amid a maze of killers? Long lost tales of the famous and infamous dubiously light the way to your escape, in this nerve-rattling anthology. Sherlock Holmes faces his own unending nightmare in 'The Sleeper Rises,' and the forever elusive Zodiac Killer resurfaces to solve, and keep hidden, his own identity in 'Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z'… plus other spine shivering tales of horrible revelation and mind-bending visions of mysteries past and future. Stay awake! Beware of what lurks just around that dark corner.

YOU CAN RUN


"They are beyond anything you can do... except run." – 'Henry'
(last known words)

Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as "marchers." Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured.Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don't dwell upon the answer too deeply, the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent.Rob Foster is the author of other well-reviewed novels in the humorous, science fiction and superhero genres. He lives and writes in the mysterious mountains of central California, near Sequoia National Forest.

Or perhaps you're in need of a good laugh, with a slightly fiendish funnybone? How about:

JUST WRONG


Ethan West just wants what everybody wants who struggles to succeed in Hollywood: a breakthrough, a hit – even a small one – that might change the trajectory of his years of frustration and heartbreak in the entertainment rat-race. To be in the loop! Like most, one too many bad breaks has him on the verge of throwing in the towel for good, but a chance encounter with a cult showbiz icon turns his world upside-down.

Suddenly Ethan and his tiny, loyal cadre of fellow hopefuls are shanghaied as crew on a movie-making "project" they'll never forget – if they can survive it – trapped in a jungle nightmare; armed only with video cameras and their theater brat wits; led by a fading, deranged, megalomaniac Hollywood director without a script or a grip on reality; in the path of lethal animals, rogue mercenaries and rampaging cannibals; and ordered to get it all in high-def!

As the production drifts further into surreal chaos, bloodlust and contrived 'reality,' Ethan realizes he must choose, either to follow an insane celebrity to certain doom, or possibly sacrifice his own friends to make it back to civilization – with or without a finished product in the can! Of course, it's a comedy!

Rob Foster's insanely funny novel 'JUST WRONG' will have you cringing on the floor with laughter, at a bizarre breed who will throw away friendships, morals, sense and dignity for an allusive, fleeting prize called fame.

There's also...


PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE


and... for you Rasslin' fans...


THEIR MONEY'S WORTH

AND EVEN MORE GREAT READS waiting for you, with just a click! All available in both paperback and e-book! Giftable with Amazon Matchbook! Readable FREE with your KindleUnlimited membership! Ready to help your favorite charity with AmazonSmile if you wish!

Plus your purchase provides a humble royalty with which Rob can address his medical costs. Be a pal! You VIP, you! Click away!



Wednesday, February 5, 2020

The classics inspire you... but they're old.


You need a whole new slew of inspirational works.

That's what the Fosterical Library has – a slew. And they're new (relatively).

Take a trip to Rob Foster's Author Page! You've got plenty to gaze at, and browse, and select, and buy or gift!

There's comedy. There's horror. There's superheroes! Science Fiction! Even pro-wrestlers!

Rob writes a lot! So far, 19 books in all... and 7 are novels.

You might think he's sacrificed quality writing for quantity... but no. He's got a head full of fantastic tales to delight and enthrall you.

Y'see... writing is how he keeps his mind off his annoying medical issues... and selling these wonderful works helps him to address those mounting costs!

Come in, gaze a while... and help an artist out, why don't ya?

All titles available in paperback or e-book. Read FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership! Help out a charity as well, with AmazonSmile®! Gift a friend who's got an e-reader device with the book you purchase, with Amazon Matchbook®! It's all good!

But what's in it for YOU? Only the wildest, most memorable stories you can't unread, guaranteed!!

Click 'View All Titles' (above) and explore, shall you?

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

I just browned my undies...


It can happen to anybody... especially if you learn to 'expect' the unexpected twists, turns, and unorthodox dives down the Rabbit Hole, all in fun and reading enjoyment, when you pick up a Rob Foster book!

The latest entry at The Fosterical Library (Rob's Author Page) is sure to keep your mind twitching through the night: Rob's ode to H.P. Lovecraft –


Get it now!

RETURN TO DUNWICH

"Evil is reborn. Henry Armitage, grandson of the man who vanquished the cosmic anti-deity Yog Sothoth a century ago, finds himself at Miskatonic University, in search of the mysterious Necronomicon... after surveillance cameras at his own Boston College reveal their copy being stolen – by someone bearing an unnerving resemblance to historical descriptions of Wilbur Whateley, thought to be long dead. Armitage’s fears double, when he discovers a neo-satanic faction of the U.S. Military exists in an underground annex below Miskatonic. They have located the Sleeper of R’lyeh – Cthulhu – and plan to waken, and weaponize him, to pull mankind back to the dark age of ethereal galactic rule upon the Earth! Henry Armitage must prevent the redawning of an evil from beyond the cosmic veil, aided by a monster his grandfather battled, and a rogue group of Miskatonic faculty! Rob Foster creates a modern-day Lovecraftian nightmare – soaked in future technology and ancient blood. The rational and the incredible collide in unholy battle; a tale that will keep you awake, with the lights on – to the last word, which may or may not be."

Available in both paperback and e-book. Shop via AmazonSmile® and help out a favorite charity with your purchase. Gift a friend who's got a Kindle®, Nook® or other e-reader app, with this book for free, or a reduced price, using Amazon Matchbook! Read it FREE with your KindleUnlimited® membership!

Your purchase provides a small royalty with which Foster can help address his medical costs, and keep writing equally fantastic tales to get his mind off said expenses. It's a win-win!

Don't be scared. Stuff a little TP down there to prevent an accident, and help a dude out.

I think H.P. would agree!

Sunday, January 12, 2020

An indy author with the balls to be a little batty...


That got your attention, did it?

You're the type that would appreciate well-written books with something a little different, than what you'd find in the 'usual suspects' on the so-called bestseller list.

Those authors have been known to get their rich friends to buy multiple copies – tch, truckloads of copies – just to boost their sales figures. You won't find such shenanigans going on at the Fosterical Library.

Why not? Well, for one thing, Foster has few friends – rich or not. But his books certainly have fans!

Browse if you dare. All titles are available in paperback or digital e-reader format. All of Amazon's amazing purchase options apply; AmazonSmile® charities, KindleUnlimited® and Matchbook® programs. Click above, on the link 'View All Titles', to enter the Fosterical Library (Rob's Author Page.)

Today's featured titles:

MURDER SHE LAUGHED

The Zodiac Killer returns in Mr. A, Alias Mr. Z…

Sherlock Holmes matches wits with the mysterious Dr. Caligari and his homicidal slave The Somnambulist, in The Sleeper Rises

Plus… an all original cast of villains and victims await you in stories with dreadfully benign titles like Under Par, A Quick Solution and Way To Go, Mr. Weaver

169 pages of killer fun and tenacious twists! Available in paperback, and e-reader format for your Kindle®, Nook®, or Android book app.

Get in a nap before you order – it will be a loooonng time before you want to sleep again.

NO EXIT

It may share its title with a number of better-known works, but if you enjoy science fiction mystery with a twist, you ought to give this voracious volume a look.

Journalist Michael Arc mysteriously disappeared in 2003. In the years following, all written and photographic evidence of his existence began to disappear as well. Before he vanished, he was working on the bizarre topic of time travel and certain nefarious forces who may be using it to alter the past and create a new future that favors their evil. Evil like the Allies’ loss of World War II, like a certain thwarted assassination attempt in Dallas, and other historical game-changing events! Arc’s secret files have now been discovered! Astonishing tales of chrono-chaos; there's historical chicanery, alien agendas, confused scientists, mysterious strangers… even a dinosaur!

If they drop the big one tomorrow, you won't sweat it, having survived the terrifying tale contained in…


YOU CAN RUN: A Horror Novella


Who are they? What are they? The world of supernatural lore knows them only as “marchers.” Ancient ethereal predators from beyond the veil. For centuries they have hunted humans, silently, relentlessly. With no concept of mercy, they cannot be pleaded with, and pursue their victims to the death – those whom by unholy mischief or betrayal, become marked. Once a marcher has latched on, the hunted have only one option – to run, for as long as possible, with a desperation to pass the mark onto some other unwitting soul, and hope the new victim can as well, lest the mark fall back to them after that person is caught and devoured. Troy Terrill, a young upstart in the game of paranormal investigation, finds himself the only hope of not one, but two cursed people with marchers on their trail. Can he rid them of their pursuing abominations? Can anyone? Don’t dwell upon the answer too deeply; the act of pondering a marcher gives it your scent...

PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

9 TIMES they have traversed the dark cosmos to our world on missions of conquest and destruction – once even attempting to vanquish us with an army of our own dead! 9 TIMES they have have been turned back by courageous humans hanging on by luck and wits alone! AND NOW... From out of the deepest, murkiest bowels of space, they return for one last gasp at total dominance and annihilation! Can yet another brave band of Earthlings thwart the ultimate deadly challenge from the stars? Can your heart stand the shocking, once hidden account of the rest of the nightmarish story, based on sworn testimony...? Your stupid minds! It's the unspeakable sequel exploding out of the void, with cosmic terror... PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION!

There they are, brave reader. One or all, if you prefer – they’re not that pricey. In paperback, or e-reader. On Amazon or your preferred online book vault. Browse and buy with ease, using the above links.

Read them in your favorite hiding place, and maybe we’ll see you come dawn… … …


(These stories are recommended for readers 18+ only; not something to read to kids at bedtime – or any other time. We’re serious. You’ve been warned.)


Thursday, January 2, 2020

You're on your way, Twinkles.


2019 is in the rearview. 2020 is in the HEREview.

Your destiny is ahead. Don't spend the whole trip staring at the blur. Take in what's there and cherish. Your upcoming Spring Reading List is a great place to start the new decade.

Wow, does the Fosterical Library have some treats on the menu for your literary sweet tooth!

RETURN TO DUNWICH
A hundred years ago on a mountain top near Dunwich, Massachusetts, Doctor Henry Armitage successfully banished the evil godling Yog Sothoth to a dimension away from Earth. Now his grandson must perform a similar act, or die trying, when he learns that a Satanic cult within the Military has set up shop below Miskatonic University. They have located Cthulhu's tomb beneath a Vermont lake bed, and with the Necronomicon in their possession, plan to awaken and weaponize him. Only Henry Armitage III, and a handful of Miskatonic faculty, know that the plan is doomed, and will result in the end of humanity as the dominant species on the planet.
On Sale Soon!

THE FUNNIEST GUY IN THE CASKET
Oliver Akers thinks he's the worst stand-up comedian in Los Angeles, that is until he sees a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher – a walking bar of anti-matter that couldn't get a chuckle out of sugared-up 3rd grader, who somehow gets gig after gig. Oliver's ire is doubled when he discovers there's an entire 'showbiz family' of Dillerbachers who also strive in the industry despite being incompetent, immoral goons. And on top of that, fate keeps them crossing his path as his own career sputters and nosedives. When Oliver finally abandons his career and takes a job as a cross-country chauffeur, he is dogged on the highway by... The Dillerbachers, who've decided to take their act on the road... but not to entertain. Now Oliver must make up his own punchlines and fight back when he realizes he's a TARGET. You'll never believe the Dillerbacher family secret is... deadly.
In the tradition of Foster's original novel Just Wrong, A Novel About Hollywood, an outrageous comedy of errors, wits and questionable sanity that skewers stereotypes and exposes the dark underbelly of 'the business.'

Keep an eye on this blog. These, and other great reads are on their way to your favorite online bookseller. In the meantime, click 'View All Titles' above to visit the Fosterical Library (Rob's Amazon Author Page) and browse his other breezy, badboy books... shop, buy, gift, enjoy.

Jump in and get comfy! Your next stop... The Fosterical Zone.

Alllllabooooard!!