GIVEAWAY!! Two Prizes Spoken For! TWO LEFT!

NOW TWO PRIZES HAVE BEEN NABBED! Unpacked from the Fosterical Archives, we have a remaining 2 – count'em – 2 free gifts still up for grabs!

One could be yours! All you have to do is a teensy favor... Don't worry, it's easy as... well... it's darn easy, trust us! But it would also be muy appreciated!

Book reviews are more important to indy authors than one might think. More positive reviews mean greater exposure – which in turn means more readers! That, in turn, hopefully means more reviews, more purchases, more readers – you see that upward pattern?

That's exactly what we want here at The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics!

So here's the deal:

If you have already read one of Rob's fifteen – (yes, fifteen, we can hardly believe it ourselves) – available books... AND would be kind enough to go on that book's Amazon Page*... and rate the book (preferably high) on their 1-5 star scale, and even write a short review of that book (it can be one sentence, one word even... "stupendous," "original," "memorable," etc.)... then...

Send us a quick note telling us which book you reviewed... with permission to display your review on social media...

While they last, you can choose between these four items! We'll send it to you free!

ERNIE'S JOURNEYS
Paperback – Foster's thoughtful collection of essays on the life and media impact of iconic early television comedian Ernie Kovacs! Ernie's last night on Earth, musings on what might have come to pass had he enjoyed a full lifespan, what he'd make of modern advancements like the Internet, plus the surviving remnant of a proposed Kovacs stageplay.

OR

I'M ROB, AND SO ARE WE
Compact Disc – A rarity indeed! Inspired by the multi-voice comedy of comedians Jonathan Winters and Phil Hendrie, and the in-studio antics of The Firesign Theater, Rob produced this, his one and only Comedy CD! It is still in the original plastic – never played (which is no guarantee of its playback quality but we have it to give away!) 12 tracks. Approximately 45 minutes of funnery and enjoymentness! You want it – here's your chance to grab it! (Note: You will NOT find this item on Amazon – it's only available through this offer.)

We only have ONE of each in our possession, so act fast!

Already spoken for, are...
AMBROSE BIERCE, THE LAST STAND OF
Paperback – Foster's original 2-act stageplay first performed in 2001, with actor/musician Thomas Burks in the title-role. Rebel newsman, writer, iconoclast Ambrose Bierce hides out in a back bedroom of a Mexican brothel in bitter January of 1914, from what he believes is a Federalé lynch mob searching for him in the wake of ally Pancho Villa's capture. Instead, show up an old cohort newsman, and Bierce's cousin, a Calvinist minister, who try to persuade him to return home with them. What results is a verbal battle of wits between the Man of the Cloth, and the author of The Devil's Dictionary! The book also includes production photos, Director's notes, samples of actual local reviews, and a historical overview of Bierce's life. A great read!!

AND

PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION
Paperback – Foster grabs your funnybone and won't let go in this novelized 'sequel' to the Worst Movie Of All Time, "Plan 9 From Outer Space!" The menacing aliens are back to give it one more try; all your favorite annoying characters return – all written lovingly in the prose style of Edward D. Wood, Jr.

If you can't find the book's Amazon page, just click 'View All Titles' above (*or the link in this text, in the 6th paragraph) to be fast-tracked to it.

If you've never read one of Foster's books (shame on you), you can browse Rob's author page... all links above go to it... buy something, or read it free with your KindleUnlimited® membership... review it according to the above directions... and choose your free gift – if anything is left.

It's even easier than we've made it sound. Don't let details get in your way – start clicking.

Yes, with our (Rob's) enormous THANK YOU.

Read in resplendent health... and get your free stuff!

You've tried the rest...

Now try the best, lest we jest.

Seriously, no media is as personal as a favorite book. You read, you remember, you return.

You can scan your bookshelf and bring a bucketful of memories tumbling down on you. Or lean the shelf too forward and need paramedics.

But one thing is certain – only that the adventure, the thrills, the joy, the laughter, the romance, the horror, the whatever-it-is... plays out on a unique stage, the theatre of your mind. The show, the story, the experience, is uniquely yours.

At the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics, we have a few stories you may want to see on that epic platform. It costs very little, if anything at all, to make them uniquely yours!

Laughs, chills, sci-fi thrills, and stunning commentary; and you can help out others with your purchase – a favorite charity, and me with my staggering medical costs.

AmazonSmile® let's you stick it to Rob's politics with a donation to a charity you know he'd poo-poo. Or just help a fave charity despite what anyone thinks.

We promote freedom of thought, here!

Matchbook® gives you a free (or reduced price) digital copy of your purchase for your – or a pal's – e-reader.

KindleUnlimited® membership lets you read stuff free!

Browse, buy, read, enjoy, pillage, plunder, stink up the place with reading pleasure!

Sometimes you have to pause and think...

You need a book that will stick with you after the final page is read. A book you can't unread.

Anything else is just not right. You need to read Just Wrong, A Novel About Hollywood.

Along with everything else in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics, it's the icing on the cake of your Spring Reading List!

It's your ticket to shenanigans you cannot forget, no matter how hard you try. Hollywood can't ignore it much longer!

Remember, you can stick it to Rob by using AmazonSmile® to donate to a charity that will get revenge on him for writing this!

You can get a free/reduced price copy for your e-reader with Matchbook®!

You can use your KindleUnlimited® membership to read it, and other Foster titles, FREE!

What are you waiting for? We already told you how to get it free!

Happy Reading, you.

Got Some Great Reading On Your Mind?

Need I even mention The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics?

Adventury, Thrillery, Comedicness, Suspensiosity – you'll have plenty to ponder, and more!

Update your Spring Reading List with hilarious novels: Just Wrong, Plan 10... Scary tomes like You Can Run and No Exit... Comedy collections like Ernie's Journeys and When Silence Was Golden... Stage shenanigans like Just Lovely, Ambrose Bierce, and How To Assemble A Whale... Or superheroics and derring-do like in Outsupered I & II...

I've written so much stuff, my fingers are bleeding, and my brain hurts, and I have medical bills. Take a browse, by clicking 'View All Titles' above, shall you?

Help out a favorite charity along the way by shopping with AmazonSmile®!

Gift someone (or yourself) with a free/price-reduced digital copy, with Matchbook®!

Heck, read it free, with a KindleUnlimited® membership!

Whatever ya do... thanks fer listenin'. Have a wunnerful day, you!

Still waiting for the bookmobile?

Why? The books you need to get your mits on are right here, at the stroke of a key!

The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics is open 24/7... every title is available in paperback (for you stubborn tangible book folks) and e-reader format (for you compooter-age peeps).

You can even help out a favorite charity with your purchase, by browsing on AmazonSmile®. Don't like my politics? Stick it to me by making a donation to a charity you think I'd get all indignant-n-shit about. Or choose your own online bookseller – you'll find my titles there too!

You can use Matchbook® to obtain a free, or reduced-price, digital copy of whatever paperback you buy at full price. Gift it to one of your pals with an e-reader, or just keep it to take along on some long journey to your happy place!

You can use your KindleUnlimited® membership to read stuff free, and decide later if you want a permanent copy. I hope ya do!

There's tons of options!

But I guarantee you'll find something here to whet your literary appetite, and your only option will be to read it to the last page... You'll want more!

Take my challenge. Browse, buy, read, gift, share... it's all good.

Have a splendid day!

Whadda ya mean yer too 'old-fashioned' for an e-reader?

That's a load o' hooey, buster!

So you don't want to shell out the cash (anywhere from $50 to $200) for another gadget, just to read a book? Well... OK, that's a legit argument. A Kindle® or Nook® sound fun, but it's really just loading yourself down even further with another computerized learning curve...

Fair enough. BUT...

Did you know there are FREE E-reader Apps that work just like those gadgets, for your computer or tablet? Hey, even your phone!! You're here on social media, so you obviously already have – and are familiar with – one of those.

Here's a quick link to a list of FREE e-reader applications... all FREE, without a penny of outlay.

There's no excuse now.

You can enjoy one (or more, or all) of my books on the device you're staring at, as you read this.

Plus all the usual neato stuff: AmazonSmile® lets you help your favorite charity with your purchase total. A KindleUnlimited® membership allows you to read FREE! Matchbook® gives you an e-reader version (free, or at a reduced price) of whatever paperback you purchase at retail price, to take it with you anywhere, or gift a friend you think would love that book too!

Click 'View All Titles' above, under the main heading, to hook up to my Auther's Page! Browse, buy, read, gift, enjoy life!

Pull up your Big Girl Pants and enjoy reading something!

Aren't you tired of flapping your political gums yet?

Give it a rest. The world will still be here tomorrow, anxious for you to save it.

The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics may have a solution, droopy drawers! Are ya ready? It just may be what you need to escape those droning talkhead tones.

It’s not a masterpiece. Its source material was hardly one either. But there’s a reason it has hung around — people love it.

Unfortunately, Edward D. Wood Jr. wasn’t around long enough for his true fans to connect. Maybe they weren’t born yet.

At any rate, the sequel to his grand opus, Plan 9 From Outer Space has been recovered... As told to author Foster by a close, irrefutable(?) source. We now unleash it upon an unsuspecting world! Yes, can your heart stand the arrival of...

PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SPACE: THE FINAL SOLUTION

From the darkest bowels of space, they come for the tenth and final time, on an ultimate mission of conquest and destruction! Can yet another band of brave humans, armed with just their wits and determination as Americans, turn back the horrible tide of invasion? The answer will amaze and surprise!

Written in the epic style of the master himself, Ed Wood... this is it – the Literary Event of the Year. Okay, maybe the season. Maybe the month. Would ya believe, the weekend?

And as usual, it's available in both paperback and e-reader. Priced to sell, to enjoy, to read and gift.

AmazonSmile® purchasers can make a part of their purchase price a gift to a favorite charity.

Some of Rob's other titles are available to read FREE, via your KindleUnlimited® membership!

And NOW... Amazon's Matchbook program allows you to purchase this title in paperback and receive a free e-reader copy for your device, or to gift a fellow reader!