The past year was a boring roller coaster – a ride with few high points. That is, up until I was rushed to the Emergency Room with a potentially fatal infection and two collapsed spinal disks. My first stay in a hospital since I was a 5-year-old having my tonsils out was not the crescendo I'd hoped for 2015.
Having survived, my goals in life are now paying new, larger than ever bills, and finishing the remaining book projects on my plate. Rest assured that neither task has been neglected during my recovery, and the second one may in fact serve as an element of healing.
Every day is a gift, and I'm paying it forward via literary anarchy. Here's what I have planned for your browsing – and hopefully buying and reading – pleasure in 2016:
OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS
The sequel to 2012's Outsupered, Or I Saved The World And All I Got Was This Cape, finds the few who survived that prior outing in need to once again place their differences on hold, and unite against a common foe! Can a team of mere superheroes defeat a rogue "god" and his minions returned from an eon's exile to reclaim their "ownership" of Earth? Back are Mother Superior, Eagle X, Red Wraith, Mechatrix, Skullduggery, along with non-super, but badass, Agent Angela Michaels and her new partner, manly Matt Jade! You'll also meet Landon Hexen, sorcerer sublime, and his vampiress protégé Lazarra – bringing their macabre powers to aid the battle against humanity's enslavement! Plus… some surprises I just can't divulge here!
THE FUNNIEST GUY IN THE CASKET
Oliver Akers thought he was the worst stand-up comic in Hollywood. That is, until he saw the act of a guy named Joey Lou Dillerbacher… along with the rest of the Dillerbacher showbiz clan. What's worse, they get gigs despite being awful. Gig after gig after gig – they are so under-talented and over-rewarded, they'd piss off the Pope. Worse, Oliver suddenly finds himself on a relentless loop crossing their path! On a multi-state roadtrip yet. With his own career going south fast, Oliver must somehow pull his funny out of freefall to survive, physically and emotionally – especially when he stumbles onto the secret side mission of these horrible, but well-connected, performers, and becomes one of their targets.
Both soon available in paperback or e-reader!
Click the link above, just below the main heading, to browse all the currently available titles in the Fosterical Library! Hospital bills are brutal, please help a writer out!
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