Stories Fit For A King.

Yep, you'll think you've graduated into literary royalty when you crack open one of Rob Foster's outrageous, hilarious, gripping, suspenseful, exciting books!

Why? Because Rob doesn't just write, he pours out every drop of his 35 years of writing experience onto each and every page (dispite the occasionally imperfect grammar and missed typos... he's working on that.)

Take the book pictured, Foster's cringingly funny first novel, Just Wrong: A Novel About Hollywood... You might die laughing, or giggle your way to the madhouse after reading it. It's a gory thrill ride of giddy gut-wrenching laughs and horrific hijinks.

You'll never be able to unread it.

Plus Foster's Author Page, a.k.a. The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics, is waiting for you to get your browse on. If you like horror instead, he's written plenty. Time-travel sci-fi fantasy. Articulate cinema appreciation. Historical drama.

He's getting close to being able to say, "you name it, I've written some."

All he needs, is your appreciated, treasured, readership. A nice review might go well, too.

So click something already!

A portion of your purchase total can be a donation to your favorite charity with AmazonSmile. The meager royalty Foster receives, goes toward his mounting medical bills. Writing is his distraction from such depressing things. Help a dude out, won't you?

Thanks.

Thankyaverymuch.

Wait! Don't! It's not worth it!!

Sick and tired of the same old clichés, tropes, chapter transitions, cookie-cutter characters... in other words, the same ol'-same ol' when it comes to your reading matter?

All those "Best Sellers" (phht... their buddies buy mass quantities to elevate booksales numbers) seem to read alike, don't they?

That is NOT what you'll find in the Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics! Every selection in the FLOMC is a unique, literary roller coaster, ready to make your nerves rattle, your breath palpitate, and your funnybone vibrate with glee!

Click "View All Titles" up there. You won't be sorry, and you certainly won't be bored. Nothing same ol'-same ol' here.

So TAKE THE LEAP! Your imagination, your intellect, your reading time are about to be challenged. In a fun way!

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Browse, buy, read, enjoy, and for gawdsakes, get your reading doldrums OFF THE LEDGE!

How hard he labors...

...to bring you the most fun, unique, funny, scary, intriguing stories.

Pulse-pounding thillage... mind-numbing horrority... side-splitting laughery...

If you haven't read one of Foster's books, or more of Foster's books, it's about time you changed that bad habit.

Taking a chance on some unknown volume, based on a cute cover or fascinating title, then getting it home to discover that the cover and title were all it had to offer, because the contents are crap... is like a run-on sentence of reading misery.

We don't know what hack authors get for books like that, but it ought to be 3-5 years.

Foster's books are sure to at least sate your hunger for thought-provoking reads. The covers and titles aren't bad either – Foster does those himself too. Even if a Foster title initially disgusts you, you may not be able to put it down.

You've been warned!

Buy through AmazonSmile®, and make part of that affordable cover price a donation to a favorite cause, or to one you know will chafe Foster's hide. That'll teach him to write THAT!

BROWSE, SHOP, BUY, PILLAGE and PLUNDER with ease, using the 'VIEW ALL TITLES' link up above.

Use your KindleUnlimited® membership to read it FREE!

Gift a free, or price-reduced copy, of whatever you purchase, to a friend with an e-reader, with Amazon's Matchbook® program.

All titles are available in paperback and digital versions!

What are you stalling for? Start that keyboard smoking!

Consult Your Nearest Local Author

Reading fun, memorable books may not be for you, if...

You're just pretending to be an interesting person, really a little rudey-poo candyass, adult diaper sniffing back-alley mooch as confused by life as a rainbow trout flopping around a carwash.

If you took a laxative you'd disappear like the invisible man.

Well like cheap toilet paper, we're on a roll and don't take it off anybody. And we're in-yo-face.

Get a better life! Read! Put down that cheap guitar you can't play anyway and answer the door! No it isn't a musical agent with a coffee house concert tour contract. It's your next favorite book brought to you by your friendly mailperson.

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Expand your horizons! Outrage your parents! Prove you're a hip erudite.

CAUTION: Reading may increase your awareness and cause changes to your personality (or lack thereof), including people actually laughing at your jokes, hawties giving you a second glance, and your psychologist giving you a clean bill of health for a change.

Keep searching, but...

No other books bring you as much, as those by Rob Foster; as much thrillery, actionosity, humorism, horrage, adventurousmanship... even a novel about pro-rasslers, and two about super heroes & sheroes of every persuasion.

Click 'View All Titles' above, and begin the journey. Browse and shop with ease, and not a lot of money.

All Titles are available in print, and digital versions.

Something is bound to pique your interest or at least your guilty curiosity, that will captivate your reading hour. Start your summer reading list sizzling.

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Read in freedom and power.

Literacy Attracts The Babes

Eventually. Unless your "X" is good on that down payment for an engagement ring, we suggest at the least, semi-literacy!

If you suspect your paramour is lacking in the basics, buy him or her a real will-tester from the Fosterical Library!

At the very least you'll have a blast watching their eyes bug out at all the incredible adventure, thrills, laughs, horror, shenanigans, suspense, plot twists... Even superheroes, and pro-wrestlers!

Browse with ease by clicking 'View All Titles' above! Buy with AmazonSmile and make part of your reasonably priced purchase a donation to your fave charity!

Use your KindleUnlimited membership to read stuff FREE! Use Amazon Matchbook to gift a pal who has an e-reader device with the same book!

Your mucho-appreciated purchase provides a meager royalty with which Rob may address his medical bills. It's a win-win-win! So start clicking!

Luv ya!!

We Bend Over Backwards...

To bring you the most satisfying stories, loaded with adventure, thrills, mystery, comedy, even superheroes!

We jam-packed each page with reading enjoyment, and nearly ripped our knickers giving them the Fosterical brand shenanigans that we know you'll love.

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Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!