How hard he labors...

...to bring you the most fun, unique, funny, scary, intriguing stories.

Pulse-pounding thillage... mind-numbing horrority... side-splitting laughery...

If you haven't read one of Foster's books, or more of Foster's books, it's about time you changed that bad habit.

Taking a chance on some unknown volume, based on a cute cover or fascinating title, then getting it home to discover that the cover and title were all it had to offer, because the contents are crap... is like a run-on sentence of reading misery.

We don't know what hack authors get for books like that, but it ought to be 3-5 years.

Foster's books are sure to at least sate your hunger for thought-provoking reads. The covers and titles aren't bad either – Foster does those himself too. Even if a Foster title initially disgusts you, you may not be able to put it down.

You've been warned!

Buy through AmazonSmile®, and make part of that affordable cover price a donation to a favorite cause, or to one you know will chafe Foster's hide. That'll teach him to write THAT!

BROWSE, SHOP, BUY, PILLAGE and PLUNDER with ease, using the 'VIEW ALL TITLES' link up above.

Use your KindleUnlimited® membership to read it FREE!

Gift a free, or price-reduced copy, of whatever you purchase, to a friend with an e-reader, with Amazon's Matchbook® program.

All titles are available in paperback and digital versions!

What are you stalling for? Start that keyboard smoking!

Consult Your Nearest Local Author

Reading fun, memorable books may not be for you, if...

You're just pretending to be an interesting person, really a little rudey-poo candyass, adult diaper sniffing back-alley mooch as confused by life as a rainbow trout flopping around a carwash.

If you took a laxative you'd disappear like the invisible man.

Well like cheap toilet paper, we're on a roll and don't take it off anybody. And we're in-yo-face.

Get a better life! Read! Put down that cheap guitar you can't play anyway and answer the door! No it isn't a musical agent with a coffee house concert tour contract. It's your next favorite book brought to you by your friendly mailperson.

Use AmazonSmile and make part of your purchase a gift to your favorite cause. Use Amazon Matchbook and give your bestest bud a free e-reader version of the same book! Use your KindleUnlimited membership and READ IT FREE!

Expand your horizons! Outrage your parents! Prove you're a hip erudite.

CAUTION: Reading may increase your awareness and cause changes to your personality (or lack thereof), including people actually laughing at your jokes, hawties giving you a second glance, and your psychologist giving you a clean bill of health for a change.

Keep searching, but...

No other books bring you as much, as those by Rob Foster; as much thrillery, actionosity, humorism, horrage, adventurousmanship... even a novel about pro-rasslers, and two about super heroes & sheroes of every persuasion.

Click 'View All Titles' above, and begin the journey. Browse and shop with ease, and not a lot of money.

All Titles are available in print, and digital versions.

Something is bound to pique your interest or at least your guilty curiosity, that will captivate your reading hour. Start your summer reading list sizzling.

Donate to a favorite cause by using AmazonSmile, and gift the same book to a friend with an e-reader, for free or at a reduced cost, via Amazon Matchbook!

Read it FREE yourself with your KindleUnlimited membership, before you snag a permanent copy!

Read in freedom and power.

Literacy Attracts The Babes

Eventually. Unless your "X" is good on that down payment for an engagement ring, we suggest at the least, semi-literacy!

If you suspect your paramour is lacking in the basics, buy him or her a real will-tester from the Fosterical Library!

At the very least you'll have a blast watching their eyes bug out at all the incredible adventure, thrills, laughs, horror, shenanigans, suspense, plot twists... Even superheroes, and pro-wrestlers!

Browse with ease by clicking 'View All Titles' above! Buy with AmazonSmile and make part of your reasonably priced purchase a donation to your fave charity!

Use your KindleUnlimited membership to read stuff FREE! Use Amazon Matchbook to gift a pal who has an e-reader device with the same book!

Your mucho-appreciated purchase provides a meager royalty with which Rob may address his medical bills. It's a win-win-win! So start clicking!

Luv ya!!

We Bend Over Backwards...

To bring you the most satisfying stories, loaded with adventure, thrills, mystery, comedy, even superheroes!

We jam-packed each page with reading enjoyment, and nearly ripped our knickers giving them the Fosterical brand shenanigans that we know you'll love.

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!

The Fosterical Library’s Pledge To You In The New Year!

The Fosterical Library O’ Modern Classics is pleased to bring you even more great reading, at great prices with tons of availability and great purchase options!

More Adventury! More Thrillage! More Mysteriosity! More Laughery! More Excitiousness! More Horrority! More Shenanigan for your book-purchase buck!

More titles will come your way in the following year. ALL available in paperback… and digital format for your Kindle®, Nook® or other device with a Reader app.

Plus, all of Foster’s past titles remain waiting to capture your imagination, and provide hours of reading enjoyment! Click ‘View All Titles’ above, and browse, buy and enjoy to your heart’s content!

In the meantime, we here at Fosterical Labs wish you and yours a happiest of New Years, and continued success!

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of (gulp) TWO remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!

Why Santa WON'T Deliver Your Fosterical Paperbacks On Time This Year...

With four more days 'til the Big Day... it just isn't possible for your Fosterical paperback to arrive on time, unless maybe you live right next door to the Amazon® warehouse.

Why? Well, maybe not for the reason you think... Santa isn't running late by accident.

He's reading your Fosterical order. In fact, he can't put it down. Your book(s) may arrive looking pre-opened.

Not to worry. That's how you know you've picked something perfect; some 'Santa' has given in to the irresistable urge to read it before giftwrapping it.

Of course, this problem only affects paperback purchases. Your E-reader digital version can be delivered within the hour, even on Christmas morning! With all our great other purchase options, it only gets better!

Booky Christmas and Happy New Read!

Buy using AmazonSmile® and part of your purchase total can go to your favorite charity!

Read it FREE with a KindleUnlimited® membership, and gift a pal who’s got an e-reader with the same book using Amazon Matchbook®!

Review the book well, on its Amazon page, and choose one of three remaining FREE GIFTS from the Fosterical Library. Yes, we said GIFTS, and we said FREE. Start clicking!