Put Aside Your Assumptions.

We can't tell you what to read or how to read it, but we can make suggestions as to what you might consider, being the genius that you are.

Trigonometry, high philosophy, advanced computer code... superheroes, horror, classic comedy...

There are no knuckle-draggers among the browsers in the Fosterical Library; everyone is an erudite. There's something for everyone, and if not, there will be something coming along shortly. New titles are on the way!

In the meantime, browse with a click of 'View All Titles' above.

Every book is available in paperback or e-reader, priced to move, easy to browse, buy/gift and enjoy! KindleUnlimited members can enjoy some titles FREE! Shop via AmazonSmile and make a portion of your total a donation to a favorite charity!

All good. All one.

Relax And Look Fab! A Great Book Helps.

It's a given that people attract attention in public – sometimes even in private – with one of Foster's unique tomes in hand.

Being an iconic pop culture pin-up model, is not bad. What completes the ensemble is what seals the question of your intellect. No, you are to be appreciated and respected for more than your body. We agree!

You can even be a cheap date, and still carry yourself with prestige; a bona fide member of the Literati! Purchase any of Rob's books for your E-Reader device – Kindle®, Nook®, or E-Book App on your android or computer – you'll never pay more than a few dollars; most are just 99¢!

If you're a KindleUnlimited member, some titles are even available to read free!

They're available in paperback too, if you swing that way!

You don't even have to use Amazon, if you prefer a different online marketplace. But Amazon is working wonders at Whole Foods... Rob's books are refreshing, at amenable prices too.

Where does your meager cost go? It provides Rob a modest royalty with which to address his mounting medical bills, pays Amazon back its costs to publish the book... and if you use AmazonSmile to shop and order, it can even send a little to your favorite charity.

Disaster relief, anyone?

You can afford one of Rob's books, help someone in need, and be someone's poster-crush too!

It’s Good Anywhere!

Rob’s books enhance any activity. All you have to do is crack one open and partake of the adventure, the enlightenment, the shenanigans.

They are not expensive – available in both paperback and e-reader format – easy to browse, buy, gift and enjoy.

KindleUnlimited® members can get some titles free. AmazonSmile® shoppers can make part of their purchase total a gift to a favorite charity, which qualifies as “doing something” rather than just flapping your hypothetical gums on social media.

Jump in and cool off. Rob’s hospital bills appreciate your trouble.

Read in resplendent health!

Keep More Of Your Paycheck!

We here at the Fosterical Library have noticed a disturbing trend in online book marketing. More and more new authors, especially in the E-Reader editions, are getting pretty bold about giving you less and asking more.

Books with less than fifty pages, and double-digit asking prices? Are they serious? About subjects that other – more prolific – writers have covered better, and cheaper?

You won't find such shenanigans here.

Rob pours his writer's heart out, between the covers of every title, and empties his passion out onto the page, down to the dregs. What does he ask in return?

If you purchase any of Rob's books for your E-Reader device – Kindle®, Nook®, or E-Book App on your android or computer – you'll never pay more than a few dollars each; most are just 99¢!

If you're a KindleUnlimited member, some titles are even available to read free!

They're not that pricey in paperback either, if you prefer tangible book products.

You don't even have to use Amazon, if you prefer a different online marketplace. Rob's books are refreshing, at amenable prices too.

Where does your meager cost go? It provides Rob a modest royalty with which to address his mounting medical bills, pays Amazon back its costs to publish the book... and if you use AmazonSmile to shop and order, it can even send a little to your favorite charity.

Wildfire relief, anyone?

You can afford one of Rob's books, help someone in need, and buy groceries too!

Is Nothing Sacred?

No commodity in this life is more precious than your time. You can spend it wandering in search of something you are not sure you will even recognize was worth the journey, or you can ask someone who's been down the road, what's at the other end.

It's a good thing that somebody wrote it all down. Just like the fantastic one-of-a-kind journeys into laughter, awe and adventure waiting for you in the Fosterical Library!

Gut-punching comedy. Jaw-dropping adventure! Heart-pounding super-heroics! Eyebrow curling horror. And a ton of fun along the way with each and every ride!

Check them all out above, by clicking the 'View All Titles' link.

Are you a KindleUnlimited member? If so, some titles are available to read free!

Shop via AmazonSmile and help out a favorite charity with each purchase.

Just A Polite Reminder, You!

Have you completed your Fall reading list, Twinkles?

If not, don't leave without giving The Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics a quick browse. Rob's books are priced to sell, easy to get, and fun to read!

Browse by simply clicking 'View All Titles" above. Buy and/or Gift, and Enjoy! Purchase via AmazonSmile and make a portion of your total a donation to a worthy cause of your choice.

Oh yes, if you're a KindleUnlimited member, some of Rob's titles are free to read – in hopes that you'll love it and want a permanent copy on your device.

They are also available at other fine online booksellers besides Amazon, should you prefer. So... get bookin' babee!!

Wanted: More Readers Like...

John Rankin

"So I received my copy of When Silence Was Golden yesterday and of course I immediately went to the randomly inserted, obligatory, controversial centerfold everyone has been talking about. I was speechless! Shocked!

"Expecting a tasteful spread featuring the likes of Clara Bow or Mary Pickford, or Betty Boop or Betty Page... Heck, even Minnie Pearl would have been preferable... Imagine my shock opening the centerfold to find, well...

"I don't want to spoil the surprise for anyone, so I'll just say 'When' I saw it, the 'Silence' of my reaction 'Was Golden.' Needless to say, I needed to take a long hot shower after this one..."

John looks between the lines for that something extra, but he found it in the lines themselves! When Silence Was Golden: Pre-Talkie Comedy Beyond Charlie Chaplin is just one of the eye-opening titles you'll find on our Amazon page. Or find it via your preferred online bookseller!

Browse by simply clicking 'View All Titles" above. Buy and/or Gift, and Enjoy! Purchase via AmazonSmile (just like Amazon only with an altruist option) and make a portion of your total a donation to a worthy cause of your choice.

Oh yes, if you're a KindleUnlimited member, some of my books are free to read – in hopes that you'll love it and want a permanent copy on your device. Take the chance. Happy reading – live in joy!