Caught Peeking Again?

Yeah, you can really do interesting things to your reputation, being seen in public reading JUST WRONG.

No matter how disgusted witnesses are, they'll still wonder. Some may even try to sneak a few paragraphs over your shoulder… or under your armpit.

That's what this book does to people.

Depending where you read it, you just might become a babe magnet. Your call.

But you don't have to peek at someone else's copy, if you're clamoring to check it out for yourself. If you're a KindleUnlimited member, you don't even have to pay for it – read it for FREE!

But even if you do that, you'll want your own copy to keep and reread, just to make sure you didn't imagine it all. Hire someone to hold your copy for you at a coffeeshop, and read it again from under their armpit!

Buy it via AmazonSmile, and donate a portion of your purchase total to a worthy cause! Now that's something you need not hide about!

Available in paperback or e-reader!

Word!

It's been a while since we gave a shout out about Rob's newest book, released earlier this year!

It may share its title with a number of better-known works, but it certainly deserves a place among them. If you enjoy science fiction mystery with a twist, you ought to give a browse to NO EXIT.

Journalist Michael Arc mysteriously disappeared in 2003. In the years following, all written and photographic evidence of his existence began to disappear as well. Before he vanished, he was working on the bizarre topic of time travel and certain nefarious forces who may be using it to alter the past and create a new future that favors their evil. Evil like the Allies’ loss of World War II, like a certain thwarted assassination attempt in Dallas, and other historical game-changing events!

The secret files of Michael Arc, thought lost, have been discovered! Astonishing tales of chrono-chaos; there's historical chicanery, aliens, confused scientists, mysterious strangers… even a dinosaur! Read at your own risk…

Yes, this book too is available in paperback or e-reader! Buy it via AmazonSmile, and a portion of your purchase total will become a donation to Elayne Boosler's Tails of Joy animal rescue!

The Book That Makes You Go Topless and Your Elbows Sweat!

A new plug for the same ol' hole.

What, you haven't read JUST WRONG?

What is it?

It's the book that will make you sit by the pool and wonder, provided you have a pool. It'll make you tear off all upper bodywear and stare. You'll ask why the waiter's taking so long with your order, even though you're sitting in your own backyard.

It may feel like an internal sunburn, but it'll kiss your blues goodnight. You've got to read JUST WRONG, the novel that Hollywood can't ignore much longer – though it's trying awfully hard!

Available from most any fine online booksellers, in paperback and e-book, of course! But yes, we'll repeat:

AND... KindleUnlimited members, you can read JUST WRONG for FREE! Welcome.

You Look Differently At Things, Do You?

Just a check-in this week, what with Labor Day n' all...

The entire Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics is browsable at the link above, just under the main heading.

You know about the AmazonSmile - Tails Of Joy connection, right?

Just Don't Put It On Your Lunchbox!

After seventy-plus years of do-goodery, positive leadership-by-example, and keeping young minds thinking about… oh such concepts as right vs. wrong, scientific plausibility and yes, reading comprehension, superheroes are forbidden from the classroom!

That's too bad… not that OUTSUPERED: OR, I SAVED THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CAPE has ever graced any educational curriculum…

All we can say, is that once you've learned to read, your next instinct is to find something you like reading. We think we have an answer to that equation. At least, part of it. Fantasy novels shouldn't be the entirety of one's repertoire, but for that specialized section of your bookshelf, may we recommend… the above mentioned book?? We shall!

What sets apart the superheroes in OUTSUPERED from the ones banned from lunchboxes? Well for one thing, they're intended for adult reading – no, they aren't dirty, rather they're mold-breaking! Rob Foster's super-folk destroy clichés while playing by the same rulebook that the others do. They embody ideas, not just the same old archetypes of "might makes right."

If you won't give up your love of daring exploits by superhuman characters, but wish they'd address stuff more pertinent to the here-and-now… browse OUTSUPERED!

You'd better hurry too, and catch up with the story. The sequel is on the way: OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS! (Watch this blog for the announcement of its release!)

Get it in paperback or e-reader! Buy it via AmazonSmile, and a portion of your heroic purchase will become a donation to Elayne Boosler's Tails of Joy animal rescue!

It Never Fails!

If we had a dollar for every time a hawt babe in a polka-dot bikini carried a stack of Rob's books across a beach and tripped…

OK, maybe we wouldn't even have the dollar, but we did get your attention! This will only take a minute, and it'll be as much fun as making a beach angel!

Just a general plug this go-around; click the link above, just under the main heading, and you'll take a quick trip to Rob's Amazon Author Page, where you'll find all his bombastic blatherings displayed in a row! There's something for nearly everyone – you're out of luck if you were hoping for an embroidery how-to, or a thorough examination of yak migrations – otherwise, enjoy!

There are new titles on the way; watch this space for their announcements…

OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS – the sequel to Rob's superhero genre epic, Outsupered!

THE FUNNIEST GUY IN THE CASKET – another hilarious Hollywood novel in the tradition of Just Wrong!

Thanks for popping in for the update. Don't forget…

1. KindleUnlimited members can read JUST WRONG for FREE!

2. Place your order via AmazonSmile, and a portion of your purchase total will become a donation to Elayne Boosler's Tails of Joy animal rescue!

Now stop trippin' and start browsing!

Why Should You Read About Super People?

Well, because super people are worth reading about. In fact, it's the "in" thing to do, these days! As Foster has stated many times, superheroes are this generation's Shakespeare.

But there's an even more urgent reason to check out Rob Foster's supernovel, OUTSUPERED: OR, I SAVED THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CAPE!

Fact is, OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS is on the way, and you need to be up-to-superspeed on the story before that happens!

The superheroes who survived the first novel (see how behind you are?)… must now once again put their differences aside and join forces to save humanity from an ancient rogue "god" and his empowered followers, who've returned to reclaim their long-gone lordship over the planet!

Mother Superior, Eagle X, The Red Wraith, Jihad, Mechatrix and Skullduggery are all back, plus some new heroes and villainous types… and let us not forget intrepid non-super but awesome Agent Angela Michaels, and her new partner, manly Matt Jade!

Super-duper exploits, thrills, nail-biting plot twists, and as usual, tons of Foster's satirical cliché-destroying dialogue, await your rabid delight. Can heroes so diverse prove once more that we win when we unite for a greater good?

Watch this space for the announcement of OUTSUPERED II's release! In the meantime… leap the tallest mouseclick in a single bound, to read the original, the only, OUTSUPERED!

Available from most any fine online booksellers, in paperback and e-book, of course!

Order via AmazonSmile and you can be a superhero too, to a little furry friend! A portion of your purchase total will be donated to Elayne Boosler's Tails of Joy animal rescue!