Be Resolved.

We have arrived on the other side, without a safe word.

But here at Fosterical Laboratories, we have a lot of words. Intriguing words, funny words, words that will make you put the remote down and start turning pages!

And when you get to the last page, you won't want it to be.

Woeful over the lack of thoughtful reading matter? We're here to whip that mess into shape. Click the main link just below the main heading and catch the curves.

Lace it up, buttercup. Read one and you'll beg for more.

All titles are available in paperback and e-reader. Purchase through AmazonSmile and part of your total can be a donation to your pet charity!

If you can make a woman laugh...

... We'll let you fill in the rest.

More women have laughed at Rob Foster's stuff than...

OK, it seems to be Foot-In-Mouth Week here at MMCD. But we've something for (nearly) every taste this holiday. Here we are with another pitch for you to add the Gift of Reading Pleasure to your list.

The Fosterical Library wishes to make you a member of the Literary Mile-High Club!

• Comedy appreciation.
• Historical stage stories.
• Soda-Through-Nostrils hilarious novels.
• Science Fiction.
• Super-do-gooders with outside the box tales of adventuring.

Gift 'em, or read 'em yourself and gift 'em... or read 'em and keep 'em (scroo(ge) the gifting).

Click the Author's link up above, just below the main heading! Order via AmazonSmile and make a portion of your purchase total a donation to a great charity. It's all good this season!

Gift The Thoughtful Gift Of A Book For A Gift.

Seriously, what you gift someone with, when that gift is a book, is something they can keep on their shelf and show all their visitors how erudite, stylish and yes, cool, they are. You don't even have to know how to pronounce Dostoyevsky, or what gender O. Henry was – it's all about presentation.

When someone asks about any given author on your shelf, all you need is strategy in the absence of whichever CliffsNotes you forgot to buy. "Ballard? Ahhhhh yes, Ballard… … … please try the dip, my chef is so proud of his creations. Chips – plain or barbecue?"

It's just a bonus when you've actually read something in addition to having it as tre chic den enhancement.

That's where Foster's books have the edge – they're books you'll buy to read, and read even if you bought them to gift!

Don't just think, "how can I smart-up this culture room with some badass bookspine optics?" Buy books for enjoyment. We've got some suggestions.

Click Rob's Author Page link up there, just above the heading. You'll be on your way! Browse, buy, enjoy, gift! Use AmazonSmile and a potion of your purchase total can be a donation to your pet charity. Happy Booking!

It's Not That Big A Stretch.

But the fun might make your sides hurt!

All of Rob Foster's books are priced to move, easy to buy or gift, and fun to read!

Click the "View All Titles" bar, just below the main heading up there. We're not pulling your leg – there's something for almost everybody. Your comfort zone has never been challenged this gently, or your budget this softly.

All titles are available in paperback and e-reader format. Order through AmazonSmile and make a portion of your purchase a donation to a favorite charity!

Discover Your Wild Side!

It's literally a jungle out there, when it comes to the hunt for reading matter! You want something satisfying, not the literary equivalent of fishsticks!

All of Rob Foster's books are priced to move, easy to buy or gift, and fun to read!

Click the "View All Titles" bar, just below the main heading up there. You'll find the right tool for any booktime survival skill. Shopping need not be a safari – cast your net, there are no poor catches.

All titles are available in paperback and e-reader format. Order through AmazonSmile and make a portion of your purchase a donation to a favorite charity!

Put Your Hands On Both Of 'Em!

Both epic adventures of Rob Foster's league of super-do-gooders are now available, priced to sell, fun to read, and/or great to gift!

OUTSUPERED: OR, I SAVED THE WORLD AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CAPE

A WORLD GONE MAD! A World Imploding With War! The future’s only hope is a group of super-powered “heroes,” all outlawed as a threat to security long ago by a paranoid government. When the new President calls them back to action, can they shake the dust off of their costumes and get their game back on in time to turn the tide? Especially with a new breed of superheroes emerging whose loyalties are in question... the enemy forces having possibly enlisted the aid of malevolent extraterrestrials... and the most powerful super-being on the planet turned rogue? Can a free world survive the evil brought against it by a mysterious elite cabal bent on enslaving the world through a “forced peace?” The answer awaits you in "OUTSUPERED." A superhero novel for grown-up kids.

OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS

Just when you thought the world was saved from hostile takeover, comes an even greater threat from beyond reality itself – ancient gods seeking to reclaim their long-ago ownership of Earth, all its rich natural bounty, and rulership over humankind! Can mere "superheroes" hope to stop them? Back are the embattled champions who survived the original super heroic tale; The Red Wraith, Eagle X, Mother Superior, Mechatrix, Jihad, Skullduggery, and Tarantula. Plus, sorcerer sublime Doctor Hexen and his vampiress protégé Lazarra bring their macabre powers to the fight to save humanity's freedom! Angela Michaels, with her new agent-partner Matt Jade, finds herself caught up in the eye of another epic struggle between Earth's metahuman defenders and an evil that only they can hope to prevail against, if fate permits – if the human race's survival is, literally, in the stars.

Both titles are available in paperback, or e-reader. Order through AmazonSmile and make a portion of your purchase total a donation to your favorite charity.

Do 'Em All!

Put Your Reading List To Bed!

All of Rob Foster's books are priced to move, easy to buy or gift, and fun to read!

Click the "View All Titles" bar, just below the main heading up there. You'll find something for every season. No need to browse undercover – dive right in.

All titles are available in paperback and e-reader format. Order through AmazonSmile and make a portion of your purchase a donation to a favorite charity!