It's None Of Our Business

We won't stay silent about what we vote for – your reading enjoyment!

It's your right to do whatever you want behind that voting booth curtain. But when you're tired of reading ballot measures, and want to read something to poll-survey your funny bone, try Rob Foster's EIGHT SHORT PLAYS That Scientifically Disprove The Existence of Love.

Your jaw tightening at the title? Well it is an election year – that jaw is going to get way tighter.

Don't let the book's title rile you too much – a treasure trove of lovely laughter awaits, whether you are a theatrical producer, actor, or just want to read and enjoy the ride. Decide for yourself herein what is proven or debunked about everyone's favorite subject, nude skydiving. Er, uh... no. We meant love.

This saucy collection of rowdy sketch comedy explores that mysterious valley between love, like... and mutual tolerance.

It's the most fun you'll ever have alone, aside from in that voting booth.

Do you belong to a theatre group in need of a quick season filler that's as much fun for the actors and crew as it is for the audience?

Available, of course, in paperback and e-reader format.

Order via AmazonSmile and a portion of your purchase total will be donated to Elayne Boosler's Tails of Joy animal rescue. Now there's something you shouldn't keep secret!

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STUART R. WEST
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OUTSUPERED – 4 Stars (out of 5)

Rob Foster's Outsupered is a terrific, rollicking superhero epic tale. The characters are great. And if you've ever been a comic book fan, it's fun trying to pick out who some of the characters are based on. Foster also excels at action writing; his fight scenes are played out on a wide-scale, literally out of this world at times. So, why the four stars? Foster's writing has a few issues, most of them technical and easily fixed (question marks not in dialogue parentheses, but in the tags; and dialogue tags that sometimes go one too long, telling way too much). Having said that, at times Foster's writing is brilliant. The good news? He's only getting better. Even better? I understand there'll be a sequel. Outsupered is highly recommended. I'm looking forward to the sequel!

Who are we to nitpick? Style issues are fixable. Fellow writers bat each other around.

Does that convince you to browse Outsupered for yourself or a geek on your gift list? And Watch for the referred-to sequel, due out soon – OUTSUPERED II: ARRIVAL OF THE OMNITERRESTRIALS.

Catch up on the story before then! Available in paperback or e-reader!

Buy it via AmazonSmile, and a portion of your purchase total will become a donation to Elayne Boosler's Tails of Joy animal rescue! Isn't that super!!

How Should We Couch This?

She knew great baseball players & authors when she saw them! She did marry one of each, after all.

It isn't quite like Marilyn, but Rob's newest book, released just last year, is well worth curling up with on the couch!

Yes, it shares its title with a number of better-known works, but if you enjoy science fiction mystery with a twist, you ought to give a browse to NO EXIT.

Journalist Michael Arc mysteriously disappeared in 2003. In the years following, all written and photographic evidence of his existence began to disappear as well. Before he vanished, he was working on the bizarre topic of time travel and certain nefarious forces who may be using it to alter the past and create a new future that favors their evil. Evil like the Allies’ loss of World War II, like a certain thwarted assassination attempt in Dallas, and other historical game-changing events!

The secret files of Michael Arc, once thought lost, have been discovered! Astonishing tales of chrono-chaos; there's historical chicanery, alien agendas, confused scientists, mysterious strangers… even a dinosaur! Read at your own risk…

Yes, this book too is available in paperback or e-reader! Buy it via AmazonSmile, and a portion of your purchase total will become a donation to Elayne Boosler's Tails of Joy animal rescue!

Caught Peeking Again?

Yeah, you can really do interesting things to your reputation, being seen in public reading JUST WRONG.

No matter how disgusted witnesses are, they'll still wonder. Some may even try to sneak a few paragraphs over your shoulder… or under your armpit.

That's what this book does to people.

Depending where you read it, you just might become a babe magnet. Your call.

But you don't have to peek at someone else's copy, if you're clamoring to check it out for yourself. If you're a KindleUnlimited member, you don't even have to pay for it – read it for FREE!

But even if you do that, you'll want your own copy to keep and reread, just to make sure you didn't imagine it all. Hire someone to hold your copy for you at a coffeeshop, and read it again from under their armpit!

Buy it via AmazonSmile, and donate a portion of your purchase total to a worthy cause! Now that's something you need not hide about!

Available in paperback or e-reader!

Word!

It's been a while since we gave a shout out about Rob's newest book, released earlier this year!

It may share its title with a number of better-known works, but it certainly deserves a place among them. If you enjoy science fiction mystery with a twist, you ought to give a browse to NO EXIT.

Journalist Michael Arc mysteriously disappeared in 2003. In the years following, all written and photographic evidence of his existence began to disappear as well. Before he vanished, he was working on the bizarre topic of time travel and certain nefarious forces who may be using it to alter the past and create a new future that favors their evil. Evil like the Allies’ loss of World War II, like a certain thwarted assassination attempt in Dallas, and other historical game-changing events!

The secret files of Michael Arc, thought lost, have been discovered! Astonishing tales of chrono-chaos; there's historical chicanery, aliens, confused scientists, mysterious strangers… even a dinosaur! Read at your own risk…

Yes, this book too is available in paperback or e-reader! Buy it via AmazonSmile, and a portion of your purchase total will become a donation to Elayne Boosler's Tails of Joy animal rescue!

The Book That Makes You Go Topless and Your Elbows Sweat!

A new plug for the same ol' hole.

What, you haven't read JUST WRONG?

What is it?

It's the book that will make you sit by the pool and wonder, provided you have a pool. It'll make you tear off all upper bodywear and stare. You'll ask why the waiter's taking so long with your order, even though you're sitting in your own backyard.

It may feel like an internal sunburn, but it'll kiss your blues goodnight. You've got to read JUST WRONG, the novel that Hollywood can't ignore much longer – though it's trying awfully hard!

Available from most any fine online booksellers, in paperback and e-book, of course! But yes, we'll repeat:

AND... KindleUnlimited members, you can read JUST WRONG for FREE! Welcome.

You Look Differently At Things, Do You?

Just a check-in this week, what with Labor Day n' all...

The entire Fosterical Library O' Modern Classics is browsable at the link above, just under the main heading.

You know about the AmazonSmile - Tails Of Joy connection, right?