Reading fun, memorable books may not be for you, if...
You're just pretending to be an interesting person, really a little rudey-poo candyass, adult diaper sniffing back-alley mooch as confused by life as a rainbow trout flopping around a carwash.
If you took a laxative you'd disappear like the invisible man.
Well like cheap toilet paper, we're on a roll and don't take it off anybody. And we're in-yo-face.
Get a better life! Read! Put down that cheap guitar you can't play anyway and answer the door! No it isn't a musical agent with a coffee house concert tour contract. It's your next favorite book brought to you by your friendly mailperson.
Use AmazonSmile and make part of your purchase a gift to your favorite cause. Use Amazon Matchbook and give your bestest bud a free e-reader version of the same book! Use your KindleUnlimited membership and READ IT FREE!
Expand your horizons! Outrage your parents! Prove you're a hip erudite.
CAUTION: Reading may increase your awareness and cause changes to your personality (or lack thereof), including people actually laughing at your jokes, hawties giving you a second glance, and your psychologist giving you a clean bill of health for a change.
