Be Resolved.

We have arrived on the other side, without a safe word.

But here at Fosterical Laboratories, we have a lot of words. Intriguing words, funny words, words that will make you put the remote down and start turning pages!

And when you get to the last page, you won't want it to be.

Woeful over the lack of thoughtful reading matter? We're here to whip that mess into shape. Click the main link just below the main heading and catch the curves.

Lace it up, buttercup. Read one and you'll beg for more.

All titles are available in paperback and e-reader. Purchase through AmazonSmile and part of your total can be a donation to your pet charity!

If you can make a woman laugh...

... We'll let you fill in the rest.

More women have laughed at Rob Foster's stuff than...

OK, it seems to be Foot-In-Mouth Week here at MMCD. But we've something for (nearly) every taste this holiday. Here we are with another pitch for you to add the Gift of Reading Pleasure to your list.

The Fosterical Library wishes to make you a member of the Literary Mile-High Club!

• Comedy appreciation.
• Historical stage stories.
• Soda-Through-Nostrils hilarious novels.
• Science Fiction.
• Super-do-gooders with outside the box tales of adventuring.

Gift 'em, or read 'em yourself and gift 'em... or read 'em and keep 'em (scroo(ge) the gifting).

Click the Author's link up above, just below the main heading! Order via AmazonSmile and make a portion of your purchase total a donation to a great charity. It's all good this season!

Gift The Thoughtful Gift Of A Book For A Gift.

Seriously, what you gift someone with, when that gift is a book, is something they can keep on their shelf and show all their visitors how erudite, stylish and yes, cool, they are. You don't even have to know how to pronounce Dostoyevsky, or what gender O. Henry was – it's all about presentation.

When someone asks about any given author on your shelf, all you need is strategy in the absence of whichever CliffsNotes you forgot to buy. "Ballard? Ahhhhh yes, Ballard… … … please try the dip, my chef is so proud of his creations. Chips – plain or barbecue?"

It's just a bonus when you've actually read something in addition to having it as tre chic den enhancement.

That's where Foster's books have the edge – they're books you'll buy to read, and read even if you bought them to gift!

Don't just think, "how can I smart-up this culture room with some badass bookspine optics?" Buy books for enjoyment. We've got some suggestions.

Click Rob's Author Page link up there, just above the heading. You'll be on your way! Browse, buy, enjoy, gift! Use AmazonSmile and a potion of your purchase total can be a donation to your pet charity. Happy Booking!